Print Story I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun
Kuro5hin
By creo (Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 06:42:53 PM EST) (all tags)

I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who's one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat
I might be a c*nt, but I'm not a f*cking c*nt.

  • trolling on K5
  • New Toy arrives & shows that Linux is becoming teh gey !
  • Misc
  • Poll: Non gey l337 h4x0r OS to use


K5
Like a lot of people here I used to spend a lot of time on K5 before it just became a waste of space - well, not a complete waste of space.

So I gave way to my inner troll, and created a trolling persona, however, I wanted to stick to some  rules. These basically were:

  • My troll had to stand on his own, no multiple personalities to help bolster him up.
  • No crapflooding. Trolling can be an art, but crapflooders should just be killed with no mercy.
  • Diaries are completely fair game, however serious tech stories are generally off limits. Crap political stories and religon are bulls eye targets.
  • I don't troll people I know from here - as a rule, unless it is just begging...

After all, like my opening snippet says, I maybe a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt.

That was pretty much it.

Well, I had not been for a while and did not notice that Ruston had changed the ratings system. Bizarrely the new system appears to work. My Troll (MT) runs amuck in the diary section (along with all the other trolls) but the few times MT has trolled in a story (especially a good story) he has been zeroed out pretty quickly. I'm impressed. I also have noticed that the story quality appears to be a lot better than when I was there last.

Basically MT is a good indicator of story quality. If he leaves a comment and it gets zeroed, then people care, if a comment left there is still there the next day then the story will probably go down in flames anyway.

New Toy Arrives !
My smart card reader turned up - w00t ! I had been doing some investigation about how to get it hooked into and working on the penguin, and I gotta say, Linux is just teh gey these days.

I downloaded the linux pcscd daemon, grabbed the device driver and did the classic configure;make;install thing. Started the daemon up, plugged in the reader, pushed in the card, ran the sample Pyhton script and...

it worked.

WHAT !!! where was the 3 days of pulling out what's left of my hair, the endless posting to the mail groups, the mailing of the writer of the device driver. SHit, next thing you know is that I will no longer have to hand mount my USB stick.

Maybe its time to move to plan9 or some other obscure thing so I can maintain my l337 h4x0r reputation !

Interestingly I got my card reader and comms working quicker on Gentoo than a mate of mine did with Windows - the amount of special SDKs  he had to download, configure and install - and the amount of scaffold code he had to write was quite surprising. Who'd thunk it? That it was actually quicker to use an open source unix with the latest piece of hardware than Windows...maybe it was because he was using Delphi?

On a more serious note, now I'm going to have to study the EMV card manuals so I can actually do something with it.

Misc
Worked from home yesterday for a change. Got lots of code done - whether it's working code is a different question, as I don't have remote access,  and there is no PC cross compiler.

Listening to Mrs C try to edumacate the kids was, well, interesting. You can tell the kids have a tough time of working out when mum is mum, and when mum is the teacher. They pull shit that they would just not do in a school room.

I think I will stick to my day job.

I also got the syntax highlighting in Kate to work for TALs bizarro ! comments ! - most excellent.

Speaking of TAL - time to do some work...

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Yeah, the new ratings seem to work in stories by grouse (3.00 / 0) #1 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 07:12:56 PM EST
But I spent most of my time in diaries anyway and that has become a total crapville.



K5 Diaries are a waste of time by creo (3.00 / 0) #2 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 07:34:31 PM EST
generally - MT has a lot of fun yanking certain chains though.

Things are far more civilised over here - and the mods seem quite happy to zap anyone who is being a prat, which I think is quite reasonable.

K5 diaires are a good social experiment in showing that absolute freedom is not necessarily a good thing. With freedom comes responsibility, balh blah blah

Ooh - my compiles finished - gotta run.

Cheers
Creo.

"I shall do what I believe to be right and honourable" - Guderian
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That's by design by Rogerborg (3.00 / 0) #4 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 08:33:25 PM EST
Herr Ruston will dumb the diaries as soon as the last person he cares about stops posting there.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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In other words, by BadDoggie (6.00 / 1) #13 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 09:33:54 PM EST
As soon as I stop writing riddles, although having finally got one of mine yesterday, he may no longer see any challenge.

woof.

"Non videri sed esse." — Tycho Brahe
"Not to be seen but to be."
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Up to a point by R Mutt (3.00 / 0) #3 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 08:19:56 PM EST
The new mod system does seem to have helped the stories: the comments aren't as bad as they were before.

It works better against trolls than crapflooders though... the crapflooders seem to have lots of dupe accounts / crapflooding buddies who rate up each others crap.



Smart card reader? by Rogerborg (5.00 / 1) #5 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 08:34:19 PM EST
Yet more evidence that lunix is only used by pirates and criminals.  The sooner SCO's views prevail and the whole thing is banned, the better.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.


You have seen right thru me by creo (3.00 / 0) #6 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 08:38:17 PM EST
All this talk about EMV and work is just bollocks - the real reason is so that I can mooch off free cable by reprogramming the smart card.

I'm working on free phone calls next....

Down with the man....Information wants to be free !
Especially information that costs me cash !

Cheers
Creo.

"I shall do what I believe to be right and honourable" - Guderian
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Write-in: by whazat (3.00 / 0) #7 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 08:56:12 PM EST
Hurd

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The revolution will not be realised


U r teh winnar by creo (3.00 / 0) #10 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 09:19:54 PM EST
How could I forget about RMSs baby.

This is a winner by acclamation...

Cheers
Creo.

"I shall do what I believe to be right and honourable" - Guderian
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Write in by Herring (3.00 / 0) #8 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 08:59:59 PM EST
OS/390

Deep Blue/In ’97 I voted for you/As Sports Personality of the Year


Next you will be telling me by creo (3.00 / 0) #9 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 09:18:49 PM EST
to write my l337 h4x0r code in PL/I instead of Visual basic :-)

Cheers
Creo.

PS I actually do/did code in PL/I - its underrated and far better than that cobol shite.

"I shall do what I believe to be right and honourable" - Guderian
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Yes by Herring (3.00 / 0) #12 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 09:24:38 PM EST
I used to write my device drivers in VB until I realised that I could get better performance with PL/1. I've recently been testing a high-speed serial port driver in Forth with shows promise.

Deep Blue/In ’97 I voted for you/As Sports Personality of the Year
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Write-in Vote: by ti dave (3.00 / 0) #11 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 09:23:48 PM EST
BeOS

I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.
The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. --W.S. Burroughs



Real hackers by Mark (3.00 / 0) #14 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 10:28:36 PM EST
Don't use an OS. Hackers run the programs by hand.



I have used punch cards by creo (3.00 / 0) #15 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 11:05:43 PM EST
Does that count ?

Cheers
Creo.

"I shall do what I believe to be right and honourable" - Guderian
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Punched cards, heh! by Mark (3.00 / 0) #16 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 11:08:04 PM EST
Reminds me of the days when we used to use diskettes.

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and bits! nt by garlic (4.50 / 2) #17 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 11:51:58 PM EST


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What? You never set the wires by hand by greyrat (3.00 / 0) #18 Wed Feb 25, 2004 at 01:36:29 AM EST
on a breadboard? Pussy!

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I made my own PCB by creo (5.00 / 1) #19 Wed Feb 25, 2004 at 01:41:33 AM EST
for my own TV pong game - is that close enough?

I did buy the IC chips tho.

I must say to my great shame I never got to use a wirewrap tool.

Cheers
Creo.

"I shall do what I believe to be right and honourable" - Guderian
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MT needs a constituency to be modded up by georgeha (3.00 / 0) #20 Wed Feb 25, 2004 at 02:43:24 AM EST
in stories. Fer instance, if MT follows the ever popular Right Wing Maniac (rwm template), and enough of the other rwm's notice, MT can say the most outrageous thinks and have the comment remain above 1.0. MT could post that legalizing gay marriage will lead to bestiality and raping infants, and stay above 1.0.




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