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By sven (Sun Feb 15, 2004 at 01:05:47 AM EST) (all tags)
But I haven't thought of you lately at all
If ever again
A greeting I send to you
Short and sweet to the soul I intend

Ah ah ah ah

Channel 7 have hijacked that song to promote their new reality show with a stupid name, My Restaurant Rules. They seem to play an annoying 3-second section of that song every five minutes or so.

Inside: My Restaurant Rules, Gentoo, Sydney, engagement party



My Restaurant Rules

They take one couple from each of Australia's major capital cities (Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Adelaide, Perth) and make them open a restaurant. People vote (?) on which one is best. Then they take away the restaurants of everyone except the winning couple. Seems like a stupid concept to me, so no doubt it will be immensely popular.

Gentoo

I think I've got my Gentoo Linux installation back on the rails. For weeks it has been refusing to play nicely, refusing to install the new versions of python and portage. I posted a plea for help on the Gentoo Forums, but in hindsight maybe referring to Gentoo as a steaming pile of poo was not a good strategy when asking for help.

The problem turned out to be that one of the configuration files for python had not been installed correctly for either python 2.2 or 2.3 The solution was to start emerge python, then ctrl-c it part way through and copy its makefile into the directory that holds the python config files. It was that simple.

Sydney

Flying over to Sydney for work again this week. There are two test engineers going as well. We're flying out at the amazingly civilised time of 11am Monday morning, so we won't have to go to work at all on Monday. I will be performing the engineer's victory dance to celebrate:

Speaking of pay, it looks like we're waiting at least one more month before our pay "rises" come through. The wheels don't move too fast at work when it involves giving more money to the employees. Strangely, one of the other software engineers discovered he'd been given a one cent pay rise this month.

I was curious the other day, so I counted up how many flights I've been on in my life. I don't know the details of all of them, but I concluded that it's over 50 by now. And there are another ten coming up in the next three months.

Engagement party

We had our engagement party on Saturday night. Setting everything up was hard work even though my fiancée's mum organised most of it. The party itself was great fun, except it went way too quickly. I must have been talking to people all night because I only got through four beers in five hours.

We had an interesting discussion about what limitations I would place on a buck's party. I agreed to provide a full list prior to it being planned. Ideas:

  • No part of the groom may be shaved.
  • No part of the groom may be permanently marked in any way, including but not limited to tattoos and brandings.
  • No removal of clothing from the groom.
  • No transport of the groom against his will via means of trains, planes, boats, or vehicles of any kind.
One of my mates interpreted the last rule to mean that unauthorised transport via hovercraft or rocket would be acceptable. I agreed.

This morning we unwrapped all our presents. Lots of good loot. This afternoon we transported nearly all of it to my house. Some of my mates pooled resources to buy us a huge wooden trunk. Most of the goodies have been put inside for storage until we have a house of our own.

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transport by burtman (6.00 / 1) #1 Sun Feb 15, 2004 at 01:27:55 AM EST
does a shopping trolly count as transport, and i think you should put a clause about duct tape in thier as well, just for saftey, though I suppose that could be covered by the hair removal clause?

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dyslexic and lazy
Deal


Duct tape and shopping trolleys by sven (6.00 / 1) #2 Sun Feb 15, 2004 at 01:33:16 AM EST
You've made some valuable observations there. I think a shopping trolley probably counts as a "vehicle of any kind". Duct tape, on the other hand, is something I hadn't considered. Relying on the hair removal clause could be unwise, so I'll have to add a new rule to cover it.

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harshbutfair // you know it makes sense
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well by burtman (5.00 / 1) #3 Sun Feb 15, 2004 at 01:40:37 AM EST
I dont mean to suggest that your friends are mad duct tape waving fanatics but from observing others i think a blanket ban on duct tape is not an unreasnable request, unless they intend to take you white water rafting in which case it could conceavabelly be usefull.

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dyslexic and lazy
Deal
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Stop giving them ideas! by sven (3.00 / 0) #8 Sun Feb 15, 2004 at 12:39:58 PM EST
They'll probably think duct tape is a great idea now. I might now have to ban adhesives of any kind.

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harshbutfair // you know it makes sense
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A bucks party to remember... by dazk (5.00 / 1) #5 Sun Feb 15, 2004 at 01:59:31 AM EST
Congrats on the great engagement party - I still can't believe that I (and one other person) am not allowed to organise the bucks party, but fear not - we will heed your requests and we will find loopholes where required. :)

So many suggestions came out of that night... kinda makes me think we should hold a "practice" bucks night, you know - just to make sure we're all aware of what's allowed and what isn't...

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Daz! by sven (3.00 / 0) #7 Sun Feb 15, 2004 at 12:37:43 PM EST
Good to see you've got yourself an account. I'm sure you'll be posting lots of inciteful comments in the future. :)

I have no regrets about banning you and the other person from organising things. I suspect you might be involved in giving "suggestions" to whoever is organising it anyway. Luckily for me, it's still a long way off.

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harshbutfair // you know it makes sense
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Joining the army by dazk (3.00 / 0) #9 Mon Feb 16, 2004 at 02:21:29 AM EST
Hell yeah, whenever I see an opportunity to offer pointless and sarcastic commentary I jump at the opportunity! (hahaha ie DC's blog). I don't think you have anything to fear in regards to the bucks - the down side of organising so many bucks parties is that I am sure mine will be the culmination of a lot of very revengeful souls.

Which should make it one helluva night. ;)

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Perhaps a general restraint clause by whazat (6.00 / 2) #4 Sun Feb 15, 2004 at 01:44:47 AM EST
Might be useful, to catch the handcuffs, duct tape etc.  Also the transportation clause should include unknown movement. Because they might argue that if you were drunk and passed out that you would not be able to express your will against being transported.

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The revolution will not be realised
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America ... by cam (6.00 / 1) #6 Sun Feb 15, 2004 at 02:33:36 AM EST
doesnt seem to share the Australian passion for shaving the drunkard's eyebrow when he is passed out. When I mention those kinds of things at work, it gets horror filled faces rather than "that'll teach the bastard to learn how to handle his beer" laughs.

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic


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