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By Herring (Sat Feb 14, 2004 at 10:59:02 PM EST) (all tags)
Holiday targets checklist, other stuff.


  • Stupid niggling injury sustained whilst doing something stupid on an easy slope: Check

  • Horrible hangover caused by drinking stupid drinks: Check

  • More time spent in bars than snowboarding: Check
  • Taking the train is definitely easier than flying. No baggage check-in for a start. Also, they don't seem to have smoke detectors in the bogs. Or if they do, then they don't give a fuck.

    What I saw of Les Arcs seemed pretty OK. At least there was snow. No massive powder madness (unless you're inclined to walk - which I'm not). I swear that if you did trek a couple of hours up a ridge and head down, you would definitely encounter one of those snakes of ski-school kids turning in front of you. Bastards are everywhere.

    Mrs. H. did a week's worth of boarding lessons but isn't convinced. Think she'll revert to skis next time. Oh well.

    Other news: There's some sort of Book Week thing going on at Stepdaughter's school next week and they need to dress as a character from a book. Mrs. H. suggested putting a cage on her head so she can be Winston from 1984. I suggested using the guinea pigs as substitute rats. It could work.

    On the train back, I read DJ Taylor's biography of Orwell. It's worth reading. Points out many of the contradictions in EAB's character. Not the secular saint that some would have us believe.

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    Meh - go for realism by gazbo (5.00 / 1) #1 Sat Feb 14, 2004 at 11:27:26 PM EST
    Use actual rats.

    "Engarde!" cried the larvae, huskily. - Scrymarch



    Yes by hulver (5.00 / 1) #2 Sat Feb 14, 2004 at 11:40:34 PM EST
    And don't forget to starve them for a week beforehand.
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    Cheese is not a hat. - clock
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    Tempting by Herring (3.00 / 0) #3 Sun Feb 15, 2004 at 12:46:46 AM EST
    Not sure where to get rats at this time on a Sunday.

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    Eh? by Dr Thrustgood (6.00 / 3) #4 Sun Feb 15, 2004 at 01:50:54 AM EST
    You live in London, don't you? Tempt a couple of the youngs off the street.



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    What do you think this is, Book Week? by Scrymarch (5.00 / 2) #5 Sun Feb 15, 2004 at 02:30:10 AM EST
    The Winston one is good, but she could also collect a handful of 50 pence coins and go as Judas.  Or wrap a brick in alfoil and go as Nostromo.

    .sigh



    Hannibal Lecter? by Herring (4.50 / 2) #6 Sun Feb 15, 2004 at 04:31:01 AM EST
    Gregor Samsa (no - far too elaborate).

    She's far too tall to pass for Oskar Matzerath, but I shall bear it in mind should we ever have to dress up Small Boy.

    She'd probably prefer to go as Anne Frank (bit of an obsession). She's good at hiding in her room, but not good at keeping quiet. To quote Ricky Gervais: "Sharks - great. Nazis - crap. Sharks would've found Anne Frank like that".

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    Doktor Faustus? by Scrymarch (5.00 / 1) #7 Sun Feb 15, 2004 at 10:05:24 PM EST
    Maybe you could have a stuffed toy Mephistopheles sitting on his shoulder.

    Was trying to think of female literary heroes but they're all a bit boring.  Hard to have a good hook.  It's all flouncing about in big petticoats and varying degrees of doziness / adventurousness / wittiness.  

    You're right, genetically modified amphibious Nazi sharks would have made the Battle of Britain a cakeswim.

    .sigh

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