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By sven (Sun Nov 07, 2004 at 11:58:48 PM EST) (all tags)
I never know what to write here. That's why it's always so boring. I almost wrote something interesting, but it's too controversial. Doesn't look like I'll achieve much today, but it's been interesting in any case. My house is a huge mess as I have a half-assed attempt at getting organise for the big move on Saturday. I need some boxes.

Inside: Bugs, more bugs, a horrible job, and ICQ



Bugs

I spent all day trying to track down a segfault that was giving me a 7k core file. 7k is a fat lot of good for an executable that allocates about 40M of RAM. All in seemingly random locations, with no backtrace to point me in the right direction. Found the problem at 6:10pm this evening by attaching gdb, waiting for a segfault, then doing the backtrace. Weird.

Bugs of a different variety

Last night I was sitting at my PC typing away, when a huge cockroach scuttered into the room. At least that's what I thought it was at first. Once I got a good look at it, it freaked me out a bit. This thing was a good 1.5" long. Check this out...

That's the weirdest looking bug I've ever seen. It has claws! Anyway, I captured it, photographed it (after a 15 minute search for batteries), and released it into the wild of the neighbour's backyard. Most people at work had never seen anything like it before, but one guy identified it as a mole cricket. Doesn't look like any cricket I've ever seen before. Doesn't look much like a mole either.

I have a pretty reasonable tolerance for bugs, but not for giant crickets with claws.

A job that's not much fun

I won't say it's the worst job in the world, but it's Not Very Good. We write software that goes on ships. Not attractive cruisey ships, but ugly uncomfortable navy ships. This afternoon an email went around looking for two volunteers to go out on the ship for a week of testing. Seven days straight away from home, and away from the conveniences of modern life. As our soon-to-be-departing tech lead says, it would be an experience. Certainly would. But just because you've never done something before is not a good reason to rush out and do it now.

I really hope they get volunteers, because otherwise they're going to start looking for less willing candidates, and I'm guessing I would be on their list. I can't think of anything less fun to do for work.

ICQ

I've been back on ICQ again in the last couple of days. Haven't done that for years. I'm a bit amazed that people still use it. I bet my 7 digit ICQ number would impress the kiddies these days.

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Mole Cricket by nebbish (6.00 / 1) #1 Mon Nov 08, 2004 at 12:06:14 AM EST
Yeah, I recognise it from playing Animal Crossing.

I need to get out more.

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It's political correctness gone mad!


Never realised a Gamecube could be educational -nt by sven (3.00 / 0) #5 Mon Nov 08, 2004 at 01:11:11 AM EST


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harshbutfair // you know it makes sense
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It's the only decent educational game ever made by nebbish (3.00 / 0) #9 Mon Nov 08, 2004 at 02:16:16 AM EST
Funny, addictive, downright bizarre. It's for kids really but what the fuck...

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It's political correctness gone mad!
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As an ex RAAF guy, this is how by creo (6.00 / 3) #2 Mon Nov 08, 2004 at 12:24:31 AM EST
you ingratiate yourself to the Navy guys.

While you are in the mess, stand up and start singing

(queue Village people)

In the Navy!
You can learnt to be a queer
In the Navy!
You can take it up the rear
In the Navy!
You can get down on your knees
In the Navy!
You can get a bad disease

Trust me, they love it...

Cheers
Creo.

"I shall do what I believe to be right and honourable" - Guderian


I'm sure that would have an effect by sven (3.00 / 0) #7 Mon Nov 08, 2004 at 01:21:15 AM EST
I guess it would have particular impact if performed on the first day, with six to go, and no escape possible. It would be a good way to get to know everyone on board. I'll suggest it to whoever they send.

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harshbutfair // you know it makes sense
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I don't much like rum by Rogerborg (3.00 / 0) #8 Mon Nov 08, 2004 at 01:22:18 AM EST
How about we just skip straight to the sodomy and lashing?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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Lazy, much? by Rogerborg (6.00 / 1) #3 Mon Nov 08, 2004 at 12:27:11 AM EST
Google confirms, you have a mole cricket infestation.  They are burrowing through your foundations even now.  When the population hits a critical density, they become carniverous.

Word to the wise: if you get fingered for the navy stint, negotiate compensation beforehand.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.


Infestation by sven (6.00 / 1) #4 Mon Nov 08, 2004 at 01:10:02 AM EST
Ha! This is a rental property, and I'm moving out in a week. Let the owners deal with it. Muahaha. The crickets will eat the next tenants, not me!

Navy stint compensation is set at $150 per day. Not enough to tempt me, so they'll have to do a lot better. In writing.

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harshbutfair // you know it makes sense
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Sir, I admire your fettle and pluck by Rogerborg (6.00 / 1) #6 Mon Nov 08, 2004 at 01:20:58 AM EST
And if you get put on a navy ship, so will all those big burly lonely sailors.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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Solaris 10 has some spiffy debug features by LinDze (3.00 / 0) #10 Mon Nov 08, 2004 at 10:31:51 AM EST
http://blogs.sun.com/roller/page/eschrock/20040922#debugging_hard_problems

with many more examples available.

-Lin Dze
Arbeit Macht Frei


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