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By Herring (Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 10:10:53 PM EST) (all tags)

The malign influence of Mercury suggests that your day will be spoiled by rogue USian network technicians. Your plan to go to B&Q at lunchtime instead of the pub will be a partial success. While running around like a headless chicken, your manager will nag about some irrelevant piece of crap while you're trying to fix a real problem.

If it happens again, I am paging the fucker. I don't care what time it is in Illinois. Ever thought that port might be open for a reason? Wanker.

Ah, the weekend at last. Plus a couple of days off. Four days of solid DIY with a short break for wakeboarding. No pubbing and actually achieving results.

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Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) | 20 comments (20 topical, 0 hidden) | Trackback

Where's my fucking poll gone? by Herring

(3.00 / 0) #1 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 10:15:05 PM EST

Nuts To Scoop

MySQL ate it. by hulver

(6.00 / 1) #2 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 10:23:35 PM EST

What answers do you want in it?
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Ta by Herring

(3.00 / 0) #4 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 10:33:13 PM EST

(multi-choice)

Harry is a yob
Harry was right to punch the fucker
It's the photographer's fault
It's the newspaper's fault
It's the morons who buy the newspaper's fault
MI5 and the Duke of Edinburgh
Was his driver pissed as well?
Doesn't he have servants to deck people for him?

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I take it, by ambrosen (3.00 / 0) #6 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 10:41:55 PM EST

that's was his driver pissed as well [as his Mum's]?

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: I like to leave some abiguity. [n/t] by Herring (3.00 / 0) #7 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 10:48:08 PM EST

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May I be the first.. by werty (6.00 / 1) #3 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 10:24:59 PM EST

to wish you an upcoming Happy Birthday!

-- yadayaydyayadya

WIPO: There should be special rules for them by Rogerborg (6.00 / 2) #5 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 10:37:48 PM EST

No, not the Royals, they have enough special rules. The press. Or anyone with a camera in general. Taking a picture of someone should be considered an attempt to steal their soul, and an Any Force defence should be available. No, there's no get out clause for the BBC. Fuckers.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

frankly by martingale (3.00 / 0) #9 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 10:54:16 PM EST

I'm surprised they're still in business. Methinks a couple of geeks with a talent for hacking CCTV cameras could make a fortune in the tabloid market, making the papparazzi an extinct species virtually overnight, just like happened to the RIAA. Er.
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Disjoint by Rogerborg (3.00 / 0) #10 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 10:56:34 PM EST

Geeks and tabloid editors don't mix. It's like sheep and sharks. No common ground.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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I beg to differ by martingale (3.00 / 0) #11 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 11:01:10 PM EST

Counterexamples: Wall Street, Gambling, pr0n.

(ok, for the last one, I just wanted to quote my favourite Disney movie).
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sheep and sharks by Merekat

(5.50 / 2) #13 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 11:08:25 PM EST

Probably both good grilled with lemon.

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: Oh, by ambrosen (3.00 / 0) #16 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 11:31:28 PM EST

is it lunchtime yet? Something hot sounds nice.

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Well, by ambrosen (3.00 / 0) #14 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 11:09:27 PM EST

that'd require a huge improvement in CCTV cameras' resolution, so I guess it'd be tricky.

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: Rubbish by gazbo (6.00 / 2) #17 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 11:32:27 PM EST

Just take the low-res images and then Zoom'n'Enhance^TM the area you want to achieve photo quality.
"Engarde!" cried the larvae, huskily. - Scrymarch

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I dunno by martingale (3.00 / 0) #8 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 10:51:01 PM EST

Ever thought how awkward it would be to visit the meat markets? I mean whadda you say to that slightly plump, slightly drunk and oh so plain looking girl in the dark corner an hour before closing time, when your vision's 50/50 and you're getting semi desperate, semi dizzy, among the smell of vomit and piss next to the bathroom? Hail to the King, baby?

And then there's the horror in the morning, should you *not* strike out...
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Nah. by Breaker (3.00 / 0) #12 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 11:05:30 PM EST

I mean come on, even if either of them looked like the arse end of a bus, there's no better chat up line like:
"So, want to come over to my palace, baby?"

The real risk is bastard offspring. The tabloids would wet themselves.

It would not surprise me if the bodyguards carry morning after pills, and administer them the next day...

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: Still the danger of tabloid involvement by TPD (3.00 / 0) #18 Fri Oct 22, 2004 at 12:12:04 AM EST

When the boy's done the body guards drag the girl away.... Then it's one quick slash and dump the body in the Thames!
The police no well enough not to investigate!

Rock Hard Abs are just a sw-sw-swivel away!
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WIPO: by nebbish (6.00 / 1) #15 Thu Oct 21, 2004 at 11:16:17 PM EST

I really couldn't give a shit.

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It's political correctness gone mad!

Harry should be king! by TPD

(3.00 / 0) #19 Fri Oct 22, 2004 at 12:14:50 AM EST

the funny thing was on Shite Morning TV, the general consensus seemed to be to blame the body guards!

Rock Hard Abs are just a sw-sw-swivel away!

The stars by Herring

(3.00 / 0) #20 Fri Oct 22, 2004 at 01:30:43 AM EST

Pretty much on the money so far. I got the flooring but fitting wedges & trim, they were a bit short on.

I am also having trouble locating an appropriately sized fireback.

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