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By emissary (Mon Jan 26, 2004 at 03:49:13 PM EST) (all tags)
I'm not a virgin anymore, as of Saturday night. The body text of this diary will be a detailed discussion of the books I plan to read over the next three weeks, and a poll.

There's a new song on my website.


So I've got, waiting to be read:

  • Samuel Beckett - Molloy, Malone Dies, and The Unnameable (one volume)
  • Jorge Borges - Collected Fictions and The Book of Fantasy (ed)
  • M. John Harrison - Things That Never Happen
  • DF Lewis - Only Connect
  • Michael Moorcock - Tales from the End of Time
  • Alan Moore - Voice of the Fire
  • Milorad Pavic - Landscape Painted With Tea
  • Olaf Stapledon - The Last and First Men and The Star Makers (in one volume)
  • Various - The Custom-House of Desire
  • Various - Libraries of the Future

  • Two of these, Landscape Painted With Tea and Only Connect, I've had since November. I'm not really worried about reading Only Connect, but it irks me that I haven't finished Landscape Painted with Tea yet, since it's such a damn good book. Books (actually mostly graphic novels and comics, which don't count) that I've ordered from the internet in a mania last week are:

  • Warren Ellis - Planetary: The Fourth Man and The Authority: Relentless
  • Rhys Hughes - The New History of Universal Infamy
  • Alan Moore - Tom Strong #14 and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Vol. 2 #5
  • Various - The Journal of Pulse-Pounding Narratives Vol. 1 #1

  • These should all arrive this week, barring rip-offs.

    I'm ~50 pages into most books in the first list; 30 pages into Beckett, 120 into Pavic (the end of Book 1, which is why he's been on hold for a month). My main concern is with getting all or most of these out of the way in time for APE and to a lesser extent Pantheacon, two places where I know I will want to spend money on books. I hope to have all of them, with the exceptions of Voice of the Fire and the Beckett, done by Pantheacon. I probably won't be able to finish Collected Fictions by then either, but since that's a collection of something like 8 actual books, I'm not worried about it. I've finished the first book in it, The Universal History of Infamy, which is the most important because it's what the Rhys Hughes book, The New Universal History of Infamy, is based on, and I want to get the references.

    The used bookstore in my hometown has a first edition of The Universal History of Infamy, in excellent condition, for $50. I want it.

    So next I'll read The Book of Fantasy, which is a collection of very short stories, most no more than a page, selected by Borges, Silvia Ocampo, and Alfredo Bioy Caesares. Then I'll finish Last and First Men, then Tales From The End Of Time. That's all the ones I've made a dent in so far.

    Then, I'm really looking forward to Things That Never Happen. The New Universal History of Infamy will be here by then, so I'll probably read those two at the same time. Any comics which arrive will be promptly read in the space of an hour, probably while eating. The food's been good lately. After all of that, I'm going after Libraries of the Future, a thin book of thick essays from Yale University Press. At this point, The Custom-House of Desire. Then I won't feel as though I'm being crushed by the weight of my own imprudence. I think I can handle all this reading in three weeks, and maybe more; it would be a bonus to finish The Star Makers or some more Borges.

    At Pantheacon I'll be reading Voice of the Fire because I think it's appropriate. I hope to finish it there, because my sister is going to be visiting me at school during the following week, and APE is the next weekend, after which I'll have a lot of comics to read. I just hope I have time for homework!
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    Sigh. by eann (5.75 / 4) #1 Mon Jan 26, 2004 at 04:00:31 PM EST

    You're growing up so fast. It seems like just a few days ago you got your first kiss.

    We assume Kris was your accomplice this weekend as well?


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    that was his first kiss ever? by yankeehack (6.00 / 2) #3 Mon Jan 26, 2004 at 04:34:29 PM EST
    just wondering
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    "But if it isn't working for you then get the hell out and go find yourself some joy." -aphrael
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    Dunno. by eann (6.00 / 1) #10 Mon Jan 26, 2004 at 11:40:55 PM EST

    Unlike me, he seems to be able to avoid obsessively reloading his diary and replying to people.

    The "first kiss" diary certainly looks like actual real number 1 ever, but he could have meant first with Kris and just not specified it very clearly.

    Also, he should really learn a little more about lighting and replace the pic in his profile. The mostly-backlit thing makes him look much dorkier than he probably actually is.


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    The thing is by emissary (6.00 / 1) #16 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 03:24:47 AM EST
    I usually write my diaries at night when I've sat down in front of the computer and plan to be there for a while. But now, I sit down at the computer, open AIM, and Kris asks if I'm busy :)

    "Were I not married and practicing my religion, I would be a rabid sex maniac." - nathan
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    Yup. by eann (6.00 / 1) #20 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 03:50:41 AM EST

    That'll do it. Nothing kills a social life, real or online, like a relationship. At least you get sex out of it.


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    Yup! by emissary (6.00 / 1) #15 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 03:21:42 AM EST
    First kiss ever.

    "Were I not married and practicing my religion, I would be a rabid sex maniac." - nathan
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    yoiks by ucblockhead (6.00 / 1) #22 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 04:46:29 AM EST
    God I feel old...
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    So do I by emissary (3.00 / 0) #23 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 05:08:26 AM EST
    I'm eighteen already, for god's sake. Youth is wasted on the young!

    "Were I not married and practicing my religion, I would be a rabid sex maniac." - nathan
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    Dude. by eann (3.00 / 0) #28 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 02:24:51 PM EST

    Get over yourself, so the rest of us can get on with aging (un)gracefully.

    Also, congrats on the whole virginity thing. It's a source of angst for many guys, and now you can move on to other more mature sources of angst, like what the fuck to do about Valentine's Day.


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    YHBT by emissary (6.00 / 1) #31 Wed Jan 28, 2004 at 11:09:19 AM EST
    And thanks for the congratulations.

    "Were I not married and practicing my religion, I would be a rabid sex maniac." - nathan
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    Yeah. by eann (3.00 / 0) #33 Wed Jan 28, 2004 at 12:18:47 PM EST

    See what happens when you really get old? You turn gullible. That's okay, though.

    In the end, old age and treachery will win out over youth and vigor.


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    Moorcock by ucblockhead (6.00 / 1) #2 Mon Jan 26, 2004 at 04:27:26 PM EST
    I love the Dancers at the End of Time books. My favorite Moorcock.
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    Have you ever read... by gzt (6.00 / 1) #4 Mon Jan 26, 2004 at 05:51:48 PM EST
    ...Brief Interviews with Hideous Men?



    Cruel commentary by Dr H0ffm4n (6.00 / 2) #7 Mon Jan 26, 2004 at 09:47:37 PM EST
    on E losing his virginity?

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    Not really cruel... by gzt (6.00 / 1) #13 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 02:26:56 AM EST
    ...but I figure he's old enough to understand it now. It's the sort of thing I was reading all those ages ago...

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    Nope by emissary (3.00 / 0) #17 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 03:28:23 AM EST
    Never read any DFW. And I won't be any time soon, with this stack of books to read.

    "Were I not married and practicing my religion, I would be a rabid sex maniac." - nathan
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    free advice by nathan (6.00 / 1) #24 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 06:16:03 AM EST
    Ditch the Moorcock, read the DFW. You are 100% guaranteed to realize more benefit from the DFW.

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    Pfaugh by emissary (3.00 / 0) #25 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 11:11:31 AM EST
    Not likely.

    "Were I not married and practicing my religion, I would be a rabid sex maniac." - nathan
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    Benefit != enjoyment. by gzt (3.00 / 0) #26 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 11:34:53 AM EST
    I think you should trust us on this one. JOIN US.

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    I wholeheartedly agree with your equation by emissary (3.00 / 0) #27 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 01:04:22 PM EST
    Which is why I'm going to read the Moorcock instead. Perhaps this summer, while I'm learning to drive and reading Pale Fire's annotations, I'll get around to DFW. I'm planning on demolishing the rest of Nabokov too, though, and taking another crack at both Gravity's Rainbow and Ulysses.

    "Were I not married and practicing my religion, I would be a rabid sex maniac." - nathan
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    I can see what your feelings are on the by nathan (3.00 / 0) #30 Wed Jan 28, 2004 at 02:54:50 AM EST
    "Better to be Socrates unsatisfied" issue.

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    I am unfamiliar with that issue by emissary (3.00 / 0) #32 Wed Jan 28, 2004 at 11:11:27 AM EST
    probably because I spend so damn much time reading science fiction, huh?

    "Were I not married and practicing my religion, I would be a rabid sex maniac." - nathan
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    oh no by livus (3.00 / 0) #5 Mon Jan 26, 2004 at 06:34:00 PM EST
    not Tom Strong!



    Yay! Woo! by Rogerborg (6.00 / 3) #6 Mon Jan 26, 2004 at 07:59:39 PM EST
    Poll:

    Looking back on his college years, what will emissary wish he'd spent more time indulging in?



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    trick question! by dr k (6.00 / 3) #8 Mon Jan 26, 2004 at 09:54:04 PM EST
    No matter how much sex one has, one will always wish to have had more sex in college.

    :| :| :| :| :|

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    Trick answer by Rogerborg (6.00 / 1) #9 Mon Jan 26, 2004 at 10:49:54 PM EST
    No matter how much of anything one has, one will always wish to have had more of it in college.

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    Not always by ucblockhead (3.00 / 0) #21 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 04:45:19 AM EST
    Given some of the results, I really, really wish I'd had less tequilla in college.
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    Fine. by eann (6.00 / 1) #29 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 02:25:55 PM EST

    But we already know you're an oddball.


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    Abviously a trick question. by Canthros (3.00 / 0) #14 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 03:13:34 AM EST
    You left off alcohol.

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    Maybe he has by emissary (6.00 / 1) #18 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 03:35:40 AM EST
    But I haven't, so it's okay.

    "Were I not married and practicing my religion, I would be a rabid sex maniac." - nathan
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    Star Maker's wonderful by Gully Foyle (6.00 / 1) #11 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 12:53:11 AM EST
    Last and First Men sucks. Although if you do manage to get through that interminable drudge of a book, then you should definitely read Last Men in London. It's weird as hell, but it's the only thing that makes the time I spent reading L&FM worth it.



    Bait & Switch by arglebargle (6.00 / 1) #12 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 12:58:32 AM EST
    Out in the real world this would be considered bait & switch :)



    I gave fair warning by emissary (3.00 / 0) #19 Tue Jan 27, 2004 at 03:36:33 AM EST
    Or did you only read the first sentence of the intro?

    "Were I not married and practicing my religion, I would be a rabid sex maniac." - nathan
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