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By Bob Abooey (Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 08:06:42 AM EST) (all tags)
Harumph.

  • I didn't watch the Dems debate last night but would like to give my review of it just the same. Firstly, most of the guys probably wore dark coloured suits with white or blue shirts and red ties. Get over it guys, you're not a flag and you don't have to dress like one. Secondly, quit with the making a fist and shaking it up and down bit. Okay? Sure, it got Clinton elected twice but you're not Bill Clinton. Blah blah blah. Now that said, the New Hampshire primaries next week should be a rockin good time.

  • I'm gonna get a short haircut tomorrow so I can stop plastering gel on my head for a while. Short short short. I'm going to sit my pasty white arse down in the chair and tell the girly girl hair wapper to just wap it all off. In those exact words. "Wap it all off baby!" Just like that.

  • My throat is all dry and sore and my glands in my neck are all puffy and my nose is half running and I've got an ear ache and I can't tell if it's from living in the Arctic region for the past few days or if I'm catching something. Be that is it may, so to speak, I plan on mostly hanging at the YMCA Rehab Centre for the weekend, with the heat turned up to a 3 gigaton nuclear blast on my thermometre. Blah blah blah.

  • Today, as you should know by now, is my day to get crappy pizza-like food at the dumpy bakery down the street. I can't tell you, gently reader, that I'm going to walk down there today as I've half a mind to saddle up the 86 Escort and drive down there. The only problem with that is it takes the 86 Escort 45 minutes before heat actually comes out of the little heat thingy, so I'll be freezing my arse off either way. Gah...

  • Well alright then, I'm going to sign off and do some work for now. Work work work.

Special Miniseries:

A Heterosexual Man and His Boots day 5

Yes, hello.

In the final instalment of this award winning documentary we focus on Bob's most manly of manliest boots, the Land Rovers. Bob purchased these baby's a few years ago so he would have something to wear for those dirty jobs that crop up once in a while. If you have nuclear waste to clean up.. these are your boots.

Lets let Bob tell us the story of these rugged and tough boots:

"These boots are tougher than nails and built for battle, and a chick magnet to the Nth degree. There's something about a pair of tough boots that makes you feel tough and the ladies pickup on that vibe, you can be certain. These boots were cheap and not something to be worn to a coffay shop, but don't let that fool you, they're the real deal."

Indeed. Rough, tough and ready for action, is it any wonder the chicks can't resist a guy with these monsters on his pups?

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My trip to the crappy bakery today:
- Walk 10%
- Drive 0%
- Take the bus 10%
- Call a cab 0%
- Skip 10%
- Jog 0%
- Run 0%
- Saunter 30%
- Sallie 10%
- Hop 0%
- Trudge 30%

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those are the kind of boots by Bob Dog (5.50 / 2) #1 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 08:10:45 AM EST
that gets you arrested for vagrancy in zero-tolerance towns.
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Point 3 by Phage (3.00 / 0) #2 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 08:15:54 AM EST
Yes, you are catching the same bloody bug I've got here.
On the plus side, it doesn't seem to get much worse. On the negative, it is hanging on for days.


The Czar of Accounting. No Nit Too Small To Pick


Good to hear by Bob Abooey (3.00 / 0) #4 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 08:26:59 AM EST
As I've had it for a few days already, although I feel worse today. Maybe it's peaking.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob
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Hmm by sasquatchan (3.00 / 0) #3 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 08:21:10 AM EST
No Wolverine boots, or real tim's.. I dunno about you, Bob.. Are those things even steel toed ? Perhaps packing a lunch regularly and banking all the $$ you spend going out would allow for you to buy some quality boots.

So, ah, since you note the cold temps, why are you cutting your hair short ? Yae, though I shave my head even in the middle of winter, I don't have the temerity to then balk and carp about the cold temps. I expect to hear nary a word from you any more about the coldness of cleveburgh.

And I should note, a non-stylin' short cut, while preferred by 9 out of 10 men, combined with the lack of gel, will cause your metrosexual membership to be revoked. Fair warning.



My head isn't the problem. As it were. by Bob Abooey (3.00 / 0) #5 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 08:32:47 AM EST
Nay, it's my hands and feet that are cold.

You must have missed the first two days of the documentary as they both focused on Timberlands. Luckily by the miracle of modern Americian technology you can look at previous entries of my award winning diary.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob
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I didn't miss them by sasquatchan (3.00 / 0) #8 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 08:46:12 AM EST
Note that I refered to "real" tims:
Man`s boots

And silly bob, don't you know putting a warm cap on will keep said hands and feet warm ? heat loss through the head and what not.

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Dude... by Bob Abooey (3.00 / 0) #13 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 09:33:12 AM EST
I have a college degree, I couldn't be seen wearing a pair of boots that were obviously designed for the common man.

Good grief, I'll bet those boots come with a tool-belt and a case of snuff.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob
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tool-belt and snuff? by sasquatchan (3.00 / 0) #16 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 11:30:39 AM EST
My good man, far be it from me to look down upon the degreeless, these are far from cheap boots. And they hardly come with tool-belts and snuff. Rather, they come with hooded jackets and bling-bling. They step out of mercedees, lexuses and BMWs with ease. They come unlaced and 3 sizes too big so as to enable more clomping about. They come with steel toes for kicking and stomping. My good sir, these are much more than commoner boots.

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Here it is going to be 65 today by bukvich (3.00 / 0) #6 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 08:33:59 AM EST
And sunny. This morning when I was walking to the bus stop the squirrels were running around like crazy on little squirrel hormones.

Man was not meant to live on the shores of Lake Erie unless he is an Eskimo.

I am going to get a pair of those boots if I can find one cheap enough.



The boots are kind of manly... by lb008d (3.00 / 0) #7 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 08:37:42 AM EST
but I'm not so sure about those laces.



real man boots by wiredog (3.00 / 0) #9 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 09:01:47 AM EST
But girly man laces.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)


New Hampshire primary by DesiredUsername (5.00 / 1) #10 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 09:03:56 AM EST
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

This is a preannouncement of an announcement that I will be announcing next week. My vote is for sale. The details will be outlined in the the announcement, but the basic idea is this: You send me money, I vote the way you want. You might also need to send me instructions on where the polling place is and how to use the vote machine, since it's been a while.

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Now accepting suggestions for a new sigline


Are you a registered Democrat? by georgeha (3.00 / 0) #11 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 09:13:04 AM EST



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Don't have to be in NH by sasquatchan (3.00 / 0) #12 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 09:18:51 AM EST
At least, when we lived there in 2000 and voted in that primary, you walk in (Knights of Columbus hall for us), say you are an independent, show a drivers license and power bill to prove resiency (since we weren't registered voters), sign a few forms, and then ask for whichever ballot you want (D/R). In this case, is there a republican ballot ? I recall NPR saying there were still other republicans running against Bush for some foolhardy reason.

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Oh yeah by DesiredUsername (6.00 / 1) #14 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 09:50:47 AM EST
You might also have to send me information on what I'm registered as. It would probably be a good idea to send me my driver's license, too.

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Now accepting suggestions for a new sigline
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2008 by SmoothP (5.33 / 3) #15 Fri Jan 23, 2004 at 10:16:53 AM EST
I'm thinking about running myself in 2008.  I'm going to start something called the Status Quo Party.  My platform will be, I won't change anything while in office.  Nothing.  I might not even show up.  You know those days when the boss doesn't show up, and everyone gets a lot more stuff done?  Same principle.


My theory is that at any given moment, things are generally okay.  With me in office, things will stay that way.  Taxes won't go down, but they won't go up either.  I won't pass any new legislation you may want, and I won't repeal any existing legislation that you don't like.  We'll just kind of coast for 4 years, or 8 if you like my hairstyle.  


SmoothP in '08!!!!




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