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Print Story Vermicious Knids Eat Child, pg 8
Ranting
By MisterQueue (Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 12:27:34 AM EST) (all tags)
So last night I flew to Portland in a Cessna, it was all fun and games until we ran out of sweet, crunchy peanuts.

PoLL: Where oh where has my little dog gone?


Sure, it's not as cool as webwench's little foray into the Flight Simulator and whatnot, but I recently aquired MS (Yes.. horrible evil, I know.. fuck off) Flight Simulator 2004. Wooooooo...

Took off from Creve Coeur Airport (the oft loved by coillte) and headed for PSX, OR. I tried it in a 747, but those require a lot more knob twisting than I have the attention span for (basically I put it in a spin pretty quick once I got it up in the air).

The thing that I thought was interesting was the realtime weather updates and the realtime flying. Were I to actually attempt to fly from CC to PSX it would take as much time as it does in real life with the proper map layouts streaming about below. The weather can also update from the web every 15 minutes or so to give you a more realisitc experience.

It's actually pretty neat, other than the whole time cosuming bit. What I would like to see is a street map integrated into the terrain so that I could do something as geeky and pointless as say... fly over my virtual house. Or trace my "Summer of 2002" route. Why that would be just the utter fulfillment of all my hopes and dreams.

Now pardon me as I go shove beef logs through my eyes.

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It's suddenly cold today. I mean that completely. We were all dooppy dooper humper doo and then whammo Icicles on my penis. I don't mind though, besides the chilly sensation and the ribbing for her pleasure, they provide an environment that keep my little manseeds strong and virile, like Dolph Lundgren or Liberace.

I would be complaining about the weather more, but I am not for several reasons:

  • I'm used to this and this is how weather is defined here.
  • We've had a fuckoff winter with slim to nil to show for it, bout damn time we had some real cold and snow stuffs.
  • People who complain about the weather are dicks. (Not even dicks with icicles, just plain old dicks)
  • See the last item.
  • People who talk about the weather in bullet point format are even further dicks.

    So.. yeah.. that's gotta stop.

    -

    Got a call from a user. Asked what cube they were in. The response, "Uhm... uh... heh sorry, my brain just went CTRL ALT DEL on me! Hehe."

    I am Queue's utter disgust.

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    Ugh, well that call did me in then. No more for you today.

    -

    Did you try fucking him in the ass? Yes, Twice!

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    Where oh where has my little dog gone?
    - Lupine Fresh Scent! 9%
    - Somnabully For YOU! 0%
    - Taste the sweet bacterium of Yogurt! 18%
    - Boff Grunt Sweatle Poit Freeeeou 0%
    - The plural of sweet sweet pelvis is sweet sweet pelvii 9%
    - Suckin' down the hambone. 0%
    - Put me in diapers and pamper me! 0%
    - Attention All Fuckjockeys, Never Allow yourself to forget you are Fuckjockeys. 9%
    - We gotta get them bugs sarge! They done in cooter and roy, and they wuz good men! 9%
    - I wonder how many of you read the canine backwards... 0%
    - Bend bars into tastyass gold baby... yeah. 0%
    - Do you pronounce it Care-uh-mel or Car-muhl? 0%
    - What bout aluminium? 9%
    - I feel so fresh and so clean.. clean. 27%
    - Pantaloons, on the head, NOW! 0%
    - blixco threw him in the back of a dust-coated caddy and drove out to the desert. We never saw him after that. Did I mention blix has silver teeth? he does. 9%

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    Where oh where has your little dog gone? by wiredog (6.00 / 2) #1 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 12:45:10 AM EST
    I used Blixco's bbq recipie. Very tasty.

    Earth First!
    (We can strip mine the rest later.)


    Insensitive and Obvious Joke warning. by MisterQueue (3.00 / 0) #2 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 12:49:27 AM EST
    I DIDN'T KNOW BLIXCO WAS KOREAN!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Sorry, just wanted to get it out of the way before any other fuckjockey tried to.


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    How could you..... by blixco (6.00 / 1) #3 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 01:07:56 AM EST
    ...not know?
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    just ignore the smoke, and smile.
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    Because I'm blind! by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #5 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 01:15:12 AM EST
    You insensitive clod! Where am I? What am I typing?


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    Re: Insensitive and Obvious Joke warning. by Canthros (6.00 / 1) #13 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 02:26:14 AM EST
    Sorry, just wanted to get it out of the way before any other fuckjockey tried to.
    Goddammit!

    --
    I'm not here, man.


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    Yay! by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #14 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 02:28:27 AM EST
    ...

    fuckjockey.


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    Yay! by Canthros (6.00 / 1) #15 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 02:36:31 AM EST
    ...

    pigfucker.

    --
    I'm not here, man.


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    Flightsim. by blixco (6.00 / 1) #4 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 01:10:15 AM EST
    I have several MS flightsims.  I find myself constantly wanting to add guns or missiles to things like Boeing 777's.  Strafe the neighborhood, etc.  Found an aircraft file for FS2002 that was actually a motorcycle.  So instead of being ready for takeoff, you'd cruise around the maps of the towns you were in.  Strange physics involved, though.  Not pretty.

    When I was younger, I'd go out of my way to crash light aircraft into my parent's house (or rather where my parent's house would be).  Nowadays, I set the autopilot and go read a book while the game plays itself.
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    just ignore the smoke, and smile.


    It's nice to get two things done at once. by MisterQueue (6.00 / 2) #6 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 01:17:14 AM EST
    That's a grand idea. I think I'll go join one of those online pilot clubs and let the system run it's own trips, because that's a grand use of all the money I spent on that high end graphics card. And I can finally finish Kavalier and Clay while I'm at it!

    Thanks blix, you're always the innovator! *Gives the winky d thumbs up*


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    Innovator and Inno-Vator. by blixco (6.00 / 1) #7 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 01:22:27 AM EST
    Just call me Darth Innovator.
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    just ignore the smoke, and smile.
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    You got Death Star? by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #8 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 01:23:56 AM EST
    word.


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    No by wiredog (6.00 / 1) #10 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 01:42:42 AM EST
    Just a moon.

    Earth First!
    (We can strip mine the rest later.)
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    We love da moon! by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #12 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 01:53:02 AM EST
    Cause eet ees close to usss...


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    but not as much as a spoon... by burtman (6.00 / 1) #22 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 03:10:14 AM EST
    now all my work collegues think i'm nuts becuase I just sung that outloud. sigh

    --
    dyslexic and lazy
    Deal
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    heh by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #24 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 03:19:08 AM EST
    my coworkers would be much pleased if that's ALL I did, yours should feel lucky.


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    ahhh by coillte (6.00 / 1) #9 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 01:40:58 AM EST
    sweet Creve Couer. This is a Kevin Arnold moment for us, Q.

    I feel honoured. And humbled. And a little saddened. And slightly full.

    ____________________
    Arms my only ornament...


    It's probably those eggs you've been eatin' by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #11 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 01:48:19 AM EST
    what was it, 26 or something? Cool down there with the grabby hands Luke.

    I mean... jeez... I'm not sitting in the cockpit with you for 12 hours on that meal... stinky mcgivemesomeair.


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    You mayonaise munching by coillte (6.00 / 1) #19 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 03:01:39 AM EST
    madman.

    Its the thousand island dressing. Its gone to your brain.

    Its like you minds been flipped on the slithery spitting hotplate of life.

    __________________
    Arms my only ornament...
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    Out of the Pan by MisterQueue (3.00 / 0) #21 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 03:07:32 AM EST
    and into the Panic. Alright now Zamphir, why don't you lay down some funky tunes for me. That's what they do where your from innit?

    Don't argue, I got a field full of hot lurid fucknymphs out back and I needs some serious Mastering of your Instrument to get em in the mood, y'dig?

    Listen to me you pan-fried history hippy, do you know where they got the term NYMPHO for fucksake? FROM FUCKING NYMPHS! You are NOT taking this chance away from me. I'll beat some flute out of you if you if I have to.


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    And so by coillte (6.00 / 1) #23 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 03:15:22 AM EST
    the burger finally turns, eh?

    Well, this birds come early for the blue plate special, baby.

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    Arms my only ornament...
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    Bird? by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #25 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 03:20:21 AM EST
    Who said we were having chicken? With that bird-flu running about? Charlie Parker came by and I said, "No THANK YOU! Mr. Chromatic Prism Scales!" And he did too.. big ones just like Lovecraft would've liked.


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    Yo La Fan-Dango by evilpenguin (6.00 / 1) #16 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 02:45:03 AM EST
    Johnny could only sing one note and the note he sang was this (Eb).
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    I'd like to drop my trousers to the world


    Woop Woop by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #17 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 02:50:56 AM EST
    space has been reserved, just waiting for the login bits to go right and proper! RIGHT AND PROPER!!!

    More info later..

    also I prefer Dm


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    Of course by evilpenguin (6.00 / 1) #18 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 02:56:05 AM EST
    D minor is the saddest key... sad, like, hearing The Heart Beating As One while watching little children cry. But enough about my Saturday night!  [rimshot].

    Also:


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    I'd like to drop my trousers to the world
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    Two Of Hearts by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #20 Mon Jan 19, 2004 at 03:03:46 AM EST
    Ungh.. I need you I need you... Two of hearts..

    Fuck yeah it's the saddest.. like a guy sitting in a storage freezer starving to death with only frozen meat around him. And the freezer is just cold enough to keep him uncomfy without killing him quickly (thus making the meat more rancid over time) and it's all in an abandoned gas station somewhere in Arizona where no one will possibly find him and his wife just left with the towns only locksmith for Reno the day before. Also, I did give him a bag of chips first before I put him in there. I'm evil, but not an asshole.


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