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By Herring (Sat Dec 20, 2003 at 12:16:49 AM EST) (all tags)
Oh bugger

I feel bad. Stuff I remember from last night:
  • Hurling copiously

  • Taunting my boss and demanding she hand over the money from the rugby bet

  • Dancing very badly

  • Trying to persuade Mrs. H.'s boss (who is reasonably tasty) to come back to ours for a threesome

  • Crashing out across a few strategically arranged chairs and being photographed

  • Abusing all and sundry

    • I have had a bacon and egg sarnie which helped a little. I still feel very, very ill though.

    Oh well, Monday will be fun. I can't remember anyone else's embarassing moments in order to taunt them back.

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    Oh bugger | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden) | Trackback
    Wow by GRiNGO (5.00 / 2) #1 Sat Dec 20, 2003 at 12:50:10 AM EST
    You tried to persuade your wifes boss to have a threesome? I owe you a pint!

    - - -
    "I send you to Baghdad a long time. Do they care, buddy?" - Three Kings.



    If you don't ask, you don't get by Herring (6.00 / 1) #2 Sat Dec 20, 2003 at 12:56:38 AM EST
    Mind you, if I can't stand up, chances are nothing else will stand up either.

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    That's the beauty of a drunken threesome by gazbo (6.00 / 2) #4 Sat Dec 20, 2003 at 04:39:25 AM EST
    Think of it as a kind of RAID system...

    As for hangovers and stuff, I have to say that I now swear on popping a Zantac before bed, and possibly when you wake up. It helps settle the stomach, especially if you've done something silly like had an ultra-drunk curry session - that always gives you acid problems on top of everything else.

    You may as well try it - they're only a few quid for 12.

    "Engarde!" cried the larvae, huskily. - Scrymarch

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    But by Scrymarch (5.00 / 1) #3 Sat Dec 20, 2003 at 12:59:06 AM EST
    No drunken diary to accompany these achievements?  Colour me disappointed.

    warehouse-sized anti-Communist manifesto -- Ch.B


    Wow by spiralx (5.00 / 3) #5 Sat Dec 20, 2003 at 05:34:09 AM EST
    Colour me impressed. Did you make up a checklist of things not to do at office parties and then go through it one by one?




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