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By whazat (Wed Dec 10, 2003 at 10:40:29 PM EST) (all tags)
Zora Suleman
Truly a great early morning icon

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Heh by hulver (5.00 / 1) #1 Wed Dec 10, 2003 at 10:44:07 PM EST
The news that Suleman will soon be removed from our screens has sent shockwaves through the masturbatory adolescent net community. The generously encleavaged minx can boast - in common with just about any other celebrity possessing lumps and a pulse - numerous homage sites and noticeboards speculating on when, and if, she will ever return.

Suleman herself has said that she will probably go back to radio (she previously worked for Capital), and reckons her 36D bust would rule her out of any serious TV newsreading post. The fact that she chose to commit journalistic suicide by flaunting herself like a two-bit hussy on Channel 4 apparently has nothing to do with it.

Cheese is not a hat. - clock
I wonder by gazbo (5.00 / 1) #2 Wed Dec 10, 2003 at 10:44:08 PM EST
How much her Internet celebrity status is due to the efforts of K5 and HuSi. I know there's plenty of other sites with such a Zora fetish, but I think our sites (and TPD) can claim a part.

Also, that article was...brimming with journalistic impartiality and detachment.

I recommend always assuming 7th normal form where items in a text column are not allowed to rhyme.

Huzzah! Back to the disco, slapper. by Rogerborg (3.00 / 0) #3 Wed Dec 10, 2003 at 11:37:57 PM EST
Although I expect you lot will start a petition for a "Zora Gets You Up" replacement, featuring two solid hours of Ms Suleman's pouting and swivelling.

Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
Good idea by Dr H0ffm4n (5.00 / 1) #4 Wed Dec 10, 2003 at 11:46:47 PM EST
Someone should set up a scoop site dedicated to all things ZS.
I mean another one.

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Uhuh. by Soviet Russian (3.00 / 0) #5 Thu Dec 11, 2003 at 01:15:48 AM EST
BTW, who stole all the pikchars?

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