He killed himself.
I showed up on Covfefe, my commuter with fenders, in sweatpants and mountain bike sandals while everyone else was full spandex dork and riding their racing bikes.
Note to riders: you will dust almost everyone riding an 11/25 or 11/28 going up the hills if you have an 11/32 on back. And you will dust almost everyone going down hills if you're a fat bastard.
Mostly unrelated random anecdotes follow.
Don't like the look of this old town, what goes up must come down
Meet Sue Be She
Well break out the big guns
Men in Black 3 [DVD] 
Voodoo Histories: The Role of the Conspiracy Theory in Shaping Modern History
Kolchak - The Night Stalker
Bad Samaritans: The Myth of Free Trade and the Secret History of Capitalism
Sunday May 25th
- Stoicism & Emotion (Large Print 16pt) (0 comments)
- Blue Is the Warmest Colour [Blu-ray] (0 comments)
Friday May 23rd
- Sangean LB-100 Compact AM/FM Ultra Rugged Radio Receiver (0 comments)
Sunday May 18th
- Osama: A Novel (0 comments)
Thursday May 8th
- God Believes in Love: Straight Talk About Gay Marriage (Vintage) (0 comments)
Sunday May 4th
- Captain Phillips [Blu-ray]  [Region Free] (0 comments)
- Understanding Comics: The Invisible Art (0 comments)
Monday April 28th
- The End of Politics: New Labour and the Folly of Managerialism (0 comments)
- Immortals (0 comments)
Wednesday April 23rd
- Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa [Blu-ray] (0 comments)