I'd like to offer my hearty congratulations to all the new "one term" Nancy Boy Democrats who have showed an amazing amount of testicular fortitude by passing the revolutionary NON-BINDING resolution stating they think President Bush is a big ninny poo-poo head regarding his iRaq policy. Yeah, way to show those nasty neocons that you mean business! Woo! When you all lined up with those nice shiny skirts on the neocon bastards must have known you meant business! So far there's one word that describes what I think about the newly elected class, it starts with an L and it rhymes with doooooooooooooooooooooooooosers.

Speaking of the morons, how screwed up is it when the white trash gangsta rappa wanna-be K-Fed is the odds on favourite to get custody of his kids in a divorce proceeding? I'd love to see the judge's face when he has to sit down and pick between Ol Stubble-Head Britney or bling-bling-rappa K-Fed Holla. Still, I think now might be my best shot at getting down Britney's pants as there's no-one more vulnerable than a freshly divorced former pop star fresh out of rehab for the 2nd time in a two week period. Look, I'm not saying that's the *right* thing to do, cosmically speaking, I'm just saying you should strike while the iron is hot in a situation like this.

Speaking of sporting events, I'm sorry I missed the big Daytona 500 last weekend. I hear tell it was quite the thrilling sporting event to watch. Along those lines in other sporting news I read that Bubba defeated Clem in a marathon game of euchre in the Lucasville Prison, and my nephew Cecil defeated his pal Yoshi in a game of tiddley-winks followed up by a game of Super Mario Brothers in a big sporting event double header at my sisters place.

Speaking of screwballs - I see Ol Senator McCain really doesn't want to be President after all. He thinks Rowvey Wade should be overturned?? WTF??? The sound he heard when he made that announcement was millions of Centrists such as myself crossing him off the list of potential candidates they would vote for. Frankly I get the feeling he's turning into a Bush Light and has decided to court the right-wing religious nutjobs who got Bush into office. Good luck pal, I'm thinking the zeitgeist has swung back the other direction and that dog ain't gonna hunt. I will give him credit for bagging on Dumsfeld, but really even that's kind of a low-class thing to do as he's basically saying it wasn't Bush's fault when he does that. Crikey - whoever is giving him advise seems to have a bizarre plan.