He was out all day - "shopping" he says. He stumbles in clouded by an alcoholic haze at almost midnight. He mumbles a few things, throws a few bags on the dining room table and waddles into the bedroom. I hear a thunk and assume he's passed out. Instead of running into the bedroom to take advantage of him, I rummage through the bags on the table. Among the refuse, I find a rumpled copy of the latest ToyFare. Because I'm a geek, I try to thumb through it, but the pages are stuck together.

Why are the pages stuck together? There's a sticky, glue-like substance all over the pages.

Is there such a thing as action figure/doll pr0n?

Is it just like furry pr0n?

I'd appreciate any advice, since I think I've got a real crisis on my hands.

Poll: those that get off on action figures/dolls are called -