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By dr k (Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 02:33:14 PM EST) accidents, disaster, sarcasm, hyperbole, my shotgun weighs a ton (all tags)
Remember to apologize whenever you involve yourself in a serious accident.

"[Whittington] said he's sorry for what Cheney and his family have gone through."



Mr. Chales Manson
Corcoran State Prison
Corcoran, California

Dear Mr. Manson,

I am sorry you had to kill me. Please let me apologize for all the suffering I have made your family go through.

Sincerely,
Sharon Tate


The Real Killer
Address Unknown

To Whom It May Concern:

I am so deeply apologetic that you were compelled to murder Ronald and myself. I know you must feel unjustly persecuted, to the degree that you must keep your identity unknown at this time.

Yours Always,
Nicole Brown Simpson


To All Our Friends At Nasa -

We're sorry!

Rick, Bill, Mike, Ilan, Kalpana, Dave, and Laurel, the crew of the Space Shuttle Columbia.

Full discussion: http://www.hulver.com/scoop/story/2006/2/17/143314/903