Print Story If I said you had a beautiful body, would you ban smoking in my pubs?
Ranting
By priestess (Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 06:43:15 AM EST) priestess, rants, smoking, drinking, pubs, bloody-politicans (all tags)
I mean, I quit smoking the plan was never to smoke tobacco ever again. Not even in joints! It's still obvioulsy wrong though.

Will we be allowed to have an open fire? What if the logs we throw on it are made from tobacco plants? Can we burn insense? How about tobacco flavoured insense? Can I put nicotine in my pub-disco's smoke machine?



The big worry is that now the pubs will be smoke-free, they'll fill up with the kind of mealy-mouthed muslei-eating upper-middle-class helath-nuts that voted for this ban in the polls and the commons. The pub used to be a greatly needed respite from their false moralising and their tacit disapproval of anything that's DIFFERENT or doesn't make money for the fucking economy. It used to be an escape from their boring mindless group-think frightened cotton-budded worry-warting.

We'll have to think of some OTHER way to keep those preachy pedagogic patronising pinheads out of our space now.

Fucking politicans. They don't care about freedom AT ALL.

Screw 'em. I've a good mind to start smoking again.

Full discussion: http://www.hulver.com/scoop/story/2006/2/15/64315/8691