Royal Family

Reptilian Murdering Paedophile Satanists   3 votes - 60 %
Good for tourism   4 votes - 80 %
 
5 Total Votes
Don't you have a Lambo you could be driving? by marvin (4.00 / 2) #1 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 12:08:28 AM EST
And did it not come with headlights? Writing this drivel is the most exciting thing you could find to be doing at 4am?

At a minimum, you could be getting some sleep. Perhaps that would help you to produce higher quality writing, that could actually elicit discussion rather than derision.

You got me. by dmg (2.00 / 0) #2 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 12:44:52 AM EST
I am currently hammered on the 12 year old Bowmore Enigma. (review may follow) and therefore as such in no position to be driving, despite my Hunter S Thompson pretensions I am not about to go out of my way to feel the wrath of the Met Police. (and to add some realism, the Lamborghini is as a matter of mundane fact, actually a Porsche 911, but I was too embarrassed by the cliched nature of it to admit to it) Is my heartfelt diary really drivel though? I guess to someone who lives in a land of true freedom, the petty concerns of the slaves of royalty in a far off nation could be considered 'drivel' but really, do you not feel our suffering? Is a republican revolution not long overdue? Can you imagine what it is like for us to wake up every day knowing we are 'subjects' of her Majesty the Reptilian Shapeshifting Satanist bitch? Have a little empathy. We are not all fortunate enough to be born free in the land of the free... Count your blessings
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dmg - HuSi's most dimwitted overprivileged user.
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A Porsche 911!? by ucblockhead (4.00 / 3) #3 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 01:58:38 AM EST
Shit, my father had two of those.
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They are very common. by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #19 Mon Jan 07, 2013 at 08:30:51 AM EST


Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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Why oh why by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #18 Mon Jan 07, 2013 at 06:12:23 AM EST
If you are too embarrassed by the cliched nature of a Porsche 911 to admit to it, then why the fuck did you get one?

You should either have the balls to admit that you like the Germanic mechanical efficiency of a Porsche, or be willing to demonstrate that you are a Real Man and buy a proper car such as the Lambo you mentioned earlier or something that you would love to admit to owning and drive around proudly and regularly with a big shit-eating grin on your face.






Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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leftist? by dev trash (4.00 / 1) #4 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 03:00:45 AM EST
fuck off.  leftist.  jesus, it's like you don't even read my diaries.

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Are you complaining about this site by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #5 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 06:29:15 AM EST
Being InAdequate, why don't you set up a site where like minded people can discuss controversial issues.

I'm not complaining as such. Just whinging. by dmg (2.00 / 0) #13 Sun Jan 06, 2013 at 04:08:40 AM EST
I sometimes wonder what I am doing here at all. I seem to have little in common politically with the bleeding-heart lefty spend-other-people's-money group hug slightly self-satisfied  demographic that inhabits this place (other than hating my job and being white privileged middle-class of course). It may indeed be time for me to part company with this place, although when I suggested this, I received a massive democratic mandate to stay (which suggests to me that this site needs its hate figures to avoid it becoming mediocre and bland).

It is my belief that some of the adequacy people may have a hand in a this controversial website. But that is based on nothing more than my observation that certain  adequacy-esque trollish devices are frequently deployed there.

Adequacy was good whilst it lasted, but you cannot imagine the effort that goes into running a site of that nature. The constant DDOSing, the constant threat of litigation from semiconductor giants etc. A site like that needs full time staff, and sponsorship deals notwithstanding, it simply was not making enough money to support that.

If I can wrangle a voluntary redundancy deal from my employer, I may look into the possibilities of a resurrection, but as it stands I don't have the free time or energy (I would like to write more Linux Zealots).  Although to be honest, due to the current state of the world, I'm not sure there's any point.
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dmg - HuSi's most dimwitted overprivileged user.

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Awww by Gedvondur (4.00 / 1) #6 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 09:42:01 AM EST
You gotta stay with us.  I like reading coldhearted libertarians try and justify their lack of compassion and basic human decency with long discredited Randian philosophy.  It's cute, like talking philosophy with a 15 year old.




"So I will be hitting the snatch hard, I think, tonight." - gzt
Its cute by Merekat (4.00 / 3) #9 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 03:52:53 PM EST
Sometimes people inexplicably comment like he's real.

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Rand by Gedvondur (4.00 / 1) #14 Sun Jan 06, 2013 at 04:02:37 PM EST
Rand Al'Thor Is Real!  You can't convince me otherwise!

"So I will be hitting the snatch hard, I think, tonight." - gzt
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Just 1 More DAY!!!!!111one by darkbrown (4.00 / 1) #17 Mon Jan 07, 2013 at 05:01:59 AM EST


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Dunno, I'm a bit confused by TheophileEscargot (4.00 / 1) #7 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 11:41:21 AM EST
Sometimes I'm supposed to be worried that the UK government is run by evil shapeshifting alien lizards, sometimes I'm supposed to be worried that it's being overthrown by evil unelected Brussels eurocrats.

I mean, which are worse? Maybe the bureaucrats are better than the lizards and I should be supporting their takeover? Or are they lizards too? If so, not sure why I should be worrying about the EU-lizards rather than the UK-lizards.
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It is unlikely that the good of a snail should reside in its shell: so is it likely that the good of a man should?

They are all lizards. by dmg (2.00 / 0) #8 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 01:41:49 PM EST
And in a sense it doesn't matter which set of lizards are at the helm of the UK. Hope this helps.
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dmg - HuSi's most dimwitted overprivileged user.
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Simple by Merekat (4.00 / 2) #10 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 03:54:01 PM EST
Which one if cured would make a better handbag.

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speaking of curing by garlic (4.00 / 2) #11 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 05:23:45 PM EST
why is the pig the only animal we can get decent bacon from? Or is it just not worth trying with other animals because it's been perfected from pigs?


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lamb bacon is fucking dee-lish, heathen. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #12 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 11:38:51 PM EST

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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I've seen beef bacon in the store before by lm (2.00 / 0) #15 Sun Jan 06, 2013 at 08:55:09 PM EST
Never tried it. I've also seen duck prosciutto.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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When I wa in Jordan (the country not the woman) by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #16 Mon Jan 07, 2013 at 04:36:39 AM EST
I stayed at a posh western hotel and on their breakfast buffet they had beef bacon and beef ham. Didn't taste too bad.

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WIPO: Why can't they be both? by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #20 Mon Jan 07, 2013 at 08:35:17 AM EST
Paedophile Satanists who murder reptilians are very good for tourism. Just look at what Dubya did for tourism here in the DC area.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)