"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger
"And this ... is a piece of Synergy." --Kellnerin
"Beautiful wine, talking of scattered everythings"
(and thanks to Scrymarch)
Anyway, the trick for eating stuff with the granularity of rice is to raise the entire bowl to your lips and use the chopsticks to sweep the food out of the bowl into your mouth. It totally works. Stickiness of the rice is not required. Try it with the leftovers; no one's watching.
"Plans aren't check lists, they are loose frameworks for what's going to go wrong." -- technician
The three of us were naked in our bed, which was in the front seat of a large automobile. I do admit that I felt a little odd being married to ana, since, as much as I may esteem our friendship, I've never thought of him in that way. Anyway the balance was rectified somewhat when a second good looking naked woman was added to our marriage. I don't remember any ceremony, only suddenly realizing that I was now married to ana and two women. Who were crawling over me to get to the door of the car because they had to use the toilet.
This woke me up and called to my attention the fact that I might benefit from a bathroom break myself.
When I got back to bed I discovered that I was now only married to Dear Wife, who had slept through my entire extramarital multi-way marriage.
Or maybe it is a propos? I was going to make this the subject of my HuSi diary today but I like it better as a comment here, where ana, my sort-of ex is likely to see it as a proper homage to coin a phrase.She has effectively checked out. She's an un-person of her own making. So it falls to me.--ad hoc (in the hole)