You baseball player you.
I trust you know that that is an equivalent encomium to "rock star."She has effectively checked out. She's an un-person of her own making. So it falls to me.--ad hoc (in the hole)
"And this ... is a piece of Synergy." --Kellnerin
Curl your fingertips so the flat of your fingernails are resting against the item, not the pads of your fingers and thumb. Maintain contact between the side of the blade and the backside of your middle phalanges as you slice.
"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger
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That's a device that really needs some rethinking. I was at the hardware store a few days ago and discovered that someone has, in fact, built a better mouse-trap. Someone needs to build a better mandoline."These days it seems like sometimes dreams of Italian hyper-gonadism are all a man's got to keep him going." -- CRwM
Uh. The less said about this the better. "These days it seems like sometimes dreams of Italian hyper-gonadism are all a man's got to keep him going." -- CRwM
The synchronized drill-penis dance in the second act is going to be killer. Literally.--top hat--
Sorry, ana!--top hat--
Back when I selling kitchen stuff online, the OXO Mandoline was the best selling (and least likely to inflict injury...)
http://www.google.com/products?hl=en&q=oxo+mandoline&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=69oQTLfGJ8GAlAfv_6WBCA&sa=X&oi=product_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CEEQrQQwAA"...she dares to indulge in the secret sport. You can't be a MILF with the F, at least in part because the M is predicated upon it."-CBB
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One opposable thumb is not enough, I'm finding. Hold out for two.