McD's NEW veggie burger

Completely vegetarian   0 votes - 0 %
THIS time   0 votes - 0 %
Unlike the last three times   1 vote - 16 %
Just like the French Fries   0 votes - 0 %
OK, maybe there's some chicken broth in it   0 votes - 0 %
Not saying there is   0 votes - 0 %
But 'chicken broth' is a natural flavouring   0 votes - 0 %
Unless you consider what McD's does with chickens   2 votes - 33 %
Does 'mechanically separated partially defatted beef by-product fatty tissue filler' really count as 'meat'   2 votes - 33 %
Because no one would let McD get away with calling defatted beef lips 'meat'.   2 votes - 33 %
Mineral?   0 votes - 0 %
Other?   1 vote - 16 %
I'll stick to the 7-11 burritos full of TVP and Sodium Erythorbate   2 votes - 33 %
 
6 Total Votes
over the tailgate ? by sasquatchan (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 09:47:34 AM EST
soccer/footy match ? Engine block is much warmer..

Re veggie burger by ni (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 10:40:29 AM EST
Huh. I hadn't heard of this. I was also convinced I'd imagined the previous one, after discovering that no one else had encountered it. Reassuring to know that the hallucination is shared.


"These days it seems like sometimes dreams of Italian hyper-gonadism are all a man's got to keep him going." -- CRwM
Pretend you haven't heard of this one by sugar spun (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 10:43:19 AM EST
It smells of feet, which would be an improvement on the taste. And it's ten cents more than the cheeseburger.

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Typos by sugar spun (4.00 / 3) #3 Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 10:41:58 AM EST
Jackasss. Mange.

If you're going to let the baby be a proofreader, you have to teach her to read. It's not like swimming, you know.

Easy repetitive cases by duxup (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 10:46:03 AM EST
Some dudes at my workplace get annoyed by such things.   I like them.  I figure I could alternately get the case where the customer asks a good question that brings up a big shortcoming in something I support then I have to give the bad, but true answer and start the storm with my name attached.

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I can proudly say by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #6 Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 11:47:08 AM EST
...I don't care, as the last time I set foot in a McDonalds was in 1996, and that was because I really, really had to take a piss.
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[ucblockhead is] useless and subhuman
'Twas pregnancy what brought us there by ReallyEvilCanine (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 11:48:55 AM EST
'twas laziness & tiredhood what brung us back.

the internet: amplifier of stupidity -- discordia

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I can proudly say by gazbo (4.00 / 1) #8 Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 11:54:46 AM EST
I went out of my way this lunchtime to get a Big Mac meal, because they are really, really delicious.

I recommend always assuming 7th normal form where items in a text column are not allowed to rhyme.

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I can proudly say by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #9 Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 12:33:09 PM EST
I'm a coeliac you insensitive clod!

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You're breaking my heart by gazbo (2.00 / 0) #14 Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 06:26:22 PM EST
(sorry, that was poor)

Maybe Mr R. McDonald can be persuaded to come up with a similar product to this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/health/newsid_10080000/newsid_10080000/10080050.stm


I recommend always assuming 7th normal form where items in a text column are not allowed to rhyme.

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(Comment Deleted) by xth (2.00 / 0) #10 Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 01:52:11 PM EST

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chicken legs with veg in a marsala sauce by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #11 Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 01:59:57 PM EST
Upper legs, or lower?

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

You don't know a foot from a leg? by ReallyEvilCanine (2.00 / 0) #12 Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 02:09:28 PM EST
Legs/thigh quarters which I deboned (all bone/skin/fat/trimmings will be used for later broth/soup). And instead of marsala I went with white wine. And a fuckton of garlic. And it was good.

the internet: amplifier of stupidity -- discordia

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WIPO: by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #13 Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 04:11:16 PM EST
I sometimes want to eat patty-shaped vegetables on a bun and I don't really care if it has animal bits in it or not, so get your fucking politics out of my food and bring me the goddamned sandwich now arsehole before I throw this cash register through your fucking window.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

Animal bits by ReallyEvilCanine (4.00 / 1) #15 Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 09:39:27 PM EST
I gots me a collection of around 14 knives (not including butter & steak  knife cutlery) and if I were to go back to veg/vegan I could cut that number in half. I got nothing against veggies and a lot against people who bitch about veggies.

OTOH, if you call an item "veggie" even though it's made with something derived from dead cows, chickens or fishes, FUCK YOU. I will not only call you out on it, I will publicise your lies in much the same way as I spent two hours trashing a restaurant here last night on every forum and review site which had it listed.

the internet: amplifier of stupidity -- discordia

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I AM EATING STRING CHEESE by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #16 Sat Apr 24, 2010 at 02:13:56 AM EST
MADE FROM NON-CONSENTING COWS' MILK.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE RAPED COWS?

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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Someone from WA named Dave? by ReallyEvilCanine (4.00 / 2) #17 Sat Apr 24, 2010 at 06:25:44 AM EST
I can't think of anyone else here who might have accidentally tripped and fallen dick-first into a farm animal.

the internet: amplifier of stupidity -- discordia

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HITLAR RAPED COWS. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #18 Sat Apr 24, 2010 at 12:23:03 PM EST

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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