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What colo[u]r is grass?

black	19 votes - 55 %
white	15 votes - 44 %

34 Total Votes

What colo[u]r is grass? | 15 comments

Depends.. by Driusan (2.00 / 0) #1 Thu Mar 04, 2010 at 09:58:53 AM EST

Is the grass dead from too much sun, or drenched in oil?

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hasn't anyone ever seen a black/white film? by aphrael (1.00 / 1) #2 Thu Mar 04, 2010 at 11:06:08 AM EST

the answer is 'gray'.
If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.

please answer the question by BlueOregon (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu Mar 04, 2010 at 11:08:59 AM EST

... as asked:
(black|white)

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well, i dunno. by aphrael (4.00 / 1) #4 Thu Mar 04, 2010 at 11:12:03 AM EST

if i bought black marijuana i'd be extremely unhappy.

if i bought white marijuana i'd also be extremely unhappy.

moral of the story: both black and white grass are hazardous to your health.
If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.
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yes, but ... by BlueOregon (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu Mar 04, 2010 at 11:14:11 AM EST

... with which one do you agree more?

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hmm. by aphrael (4.00 / 3) #6 Thu Mar 04, 2010 at 11:15:15 AM EST

well, marijuana is a drug, and my favorite drug is coffee, and i drink my coffee black, so i guess i have to go with black.
If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.
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: finally ... by BlueOregon (4.00 / 1) #7 Thu Mar 04, 2010 at 11:19:48 AM EST

... the first on-topic and well-reasoned response.

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Before or after it has been smoked? (nt) by ucblockhead

(1.00 / 1) #8 Thu Mar 04, 2010 at 12:11:11 PM EST

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[ucblockhead is] useless and subhuman

black|white by BlueOregon (4.00 / 1) #9 Thu Mar 04, 2010 at 12:13:55 PM EST

Pick one but don't have me admonish you for ignoring the question if you post.

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: Ok by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #10 Thu Mar 04, 2010 at 12:23:03 PM EST

After smoking, it's black.
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poll should be multichoice by TPD (4.00 / 2) #11 Fri Mar 05, 2010 at 04:37:39 AM EST

Rock Hard Abs are just a sw-sw-swivel away!

What colour is the ambient light source? by marvin (2.00 / 0) #12 Sat Mar 06, 2010 at 01:34:00 AM EST

It is as good as black at night. Probably close to black if you don't have a wavelength distribution similar to that provided by the sun (or substitutes such as electric lighting).

Grass does not exist by Merekat (2.00 / 0) #13 Mon Mar 08, 2010 at 12:16:24 PM EST

I don't believe in it.

You can't say `grass' without saying `ass' by lm (2.00 / 0) #14 Tue Mar 09, 2010 at 09:12:01 PM EST

Therefore, the answer cannot be `black.'

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Yes. by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #15 Wed Mar 10, 2010 at 11:00:40 AM EST

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