Pork pie?

Ginsters   0 votes - 0 %
Pork Farms   0 votes - 0 %
Melton Mowbray   1 vote - 25 %
M&S   0 votes - 0 %
I prefer a scotch egg myself   2 votes - 50 %
Other   1 vote - 25 %
 
4 Total Votes
Timing ? by Phage (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri May 08, 2009 at 07:36:01 AM EST
I'll have to check with the boss....

I already checked by Dr H0ffm4n (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri May 08, 2009 at 07:43:54 AM EST
She said "Not if that Dr H is going". Which he is.

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When are you planning by Phage (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri May 08, 2009 at 07:47:59 AM EST
on arriving ?

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6-630 I'd say. by Dr H0ffm4n (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri May 08, 2009 at 07:48:32 AM EST


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Moopoo by Dr Thrustgood (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri May 08, 2009 at 07:53:23 AM EST
Took a tumble on my bike last night, felt fine then but now feeling decidedly grumpy and unsociable.

Will try to make a fleeting visit - gives me an excuse to show off the surprisingly undamaged 'cycle ;-) - but no promises.



ENCOURAGEMENT: by komet (2.00 / 0) #6 Fri May 08, 2009 at 08:43:44 AM EST
I will buy you one pint of beer per damaged bicycle part.









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MOOOOOOOOOOOOO by komet (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri May 08, 2009 at 09:09:30 AM EST
I'm at the airport. The shuttle to this terminal plays cows mooing and some alphorn sounds. I don't know what this portends.




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Oh by Merekat (2.00 / 0) #9 Fri May 08, 2009 at 09:44:12 AM EST
There's also Heidi-all-grown-up on it.
I guess that terminal is going to be all the non-Schengen stuff now.


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Al-phorn? by TurboThy (2.00 / 0) #10 Fri May 08, 2009 at 10:15:43 AM EST
It's short for by Herring (2.00 / 0) #12 Fri May 08, 2009 at 11:19:52 AM EST
Al Franken Porn.

ork out what that sounds like.

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

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Send my regards. by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri May 08, 2009 at 09:23:01 AM EST

Sadly, the 4000 mile walk would not be doable in the alloted timeframe.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
I would not be suprised by Dr H0ffm4n (4.00 / 1) #11 Fri May 08, 2009 at 10:50:39 AM EST
if you had been digging a tunnel

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I hired Mexicans to do it, as they're hard workers by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #13 Fri May 08, 2009 at 02:13:46 PM EST

and they're almost done, but these things still take some time.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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clearly your problem is by aphrael (2.00 / 0) #14 Fri May 08, 2009 at 02:56:13 PM EST
that you failed to hire north koreans. they're the best in the world at this particular task.
If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.
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The important thing is that I didn't hire by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #15 Fri May 08, 2009 at 03:59:22 PM EST
Palestinians. Then again, the only thing I'd hire for is target practice, and why hire them when you can get the really poor retarded ones to do of for free?
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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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Thank god for donutphone. by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #16 Fri May 08, 2009 at 04:02:03 PM EST
About 75% of that is what I meant to type. The rest is what the phone decided I wanted to type.
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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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For tunnel digging by dmg (2.00 / 0) #18 Fri May 08, 2009 at 07:30:32 PM EST
Mexicans just don't cut it.

For more info on nuclear tunneling machines and the secret network of underground bases that span the globe, see here.
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>< by Breaker (2.00 / 0) #17 Fri May 08, 2009 at 06:25:15 PM EST
Sorry.  Paternity brain, or something.