Drinking

For great justice!   8 votes - 80 %
For boredom and the relief thereof!   6 votes - 60 %
For drowning sorrows!   6 votes - 60 %
For the quality cirrhosis meds!   2 votes - 20 %
Makes everyone in the bar attractive!   6 votes - 60 %
Easy completion of GTA IV missions!   3 votes - 30 %
I am lame and only approve of namby-pamby social sipping and honestly, I'm not terribly thrilled about that either, truth be told.   1 vote - 10 %
Alcohol is haram you infidel!   1 vote - 10 %
 
10 Total Votes
Alcohol is good, when you can't get weed by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #1 Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 04:31:24 AM EST



you should have Joe by sasquatchan (4.00 / 2) #2 Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 04:49:22 AM EST
teach his kid the other useful phrases such as "it places the lotion on its skin".

Well, if he's Austrian.

beat him with a rubber pony by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #3 Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 04:55:55 AM EST
Sounds like a euphemism for something really kinky.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

Now is a great time by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #4 Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 02:04:26 PM EST
to make a decision. Do you want a woman who wants to hang with a heavy drinker, or do you want a "better" class of woman on your arm?

Time to upgrade, man.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger