Flowchart accuracy

 
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Hey, by johnny (4.00 / 1) #1 Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 04:03:08 AM EST
What is citrix?  Isn't that the thing women have "down there"?
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It's a lemon-based GUI terminal access thing [n/t] by Herring (4.00 / 4) #2 Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 04:19:54 AM EST


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What, Citrix is shame? [nt] by gazbo (4.00 / 2) #3 Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 04:21:22 AM EST


I recommend always assuming 7th normal form where items in a text column are not allowed to rhyme.

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She's married to Madrox the Multiple Man by Rogerborg (4.00 / 3) #7 Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 05:38:34 AM EST
Which is apparently what REC turns into after a Root Cause 17.

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So if you ask for assistance from coworkers... by gazbo (2.00 / 0) #4 Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 04:23:24 AM EST
Then the only way of closing the ticket is by asking for more information from the customer?

So your coworkers' only role is to tell you to ask the customer for more info?


I recommend always assuming 7th normal form where items in a text column are not allowed to rhyme.

Reread by TurboThy (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 04:28:03 AM EST
The correct reading is: "Asking other monkeys for help cannot lead to finding a solution."
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Close by ReallyEvilCanine (2.00 / 0) #6 Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 04:29:30 AM EST
They tell me what to ask for.

I suppose I could fiddle around a bit, flip those two boxes, add a decision box and move the arrows, but if I have to ask someone else, I don't have enough information. It's knowing that I don't know what to ask for that sends me off to them, as is the case in this HP-UX problem.

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