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Epoch of the computer revolution:

The Flying toasters screen saver	3 votes - 17 %
Napster file "sharing"	1 vote - 5 %
The release of Recipe Blaster 2001	0 votes - 0 %
Jamie Lee Curtis baring her perky breastages in the hit movie Trading Places	4 votes - 23 %
The release of Windows Vista	0 votes - 0 %
Linus Torvaldes inventing Unix	0 votes - 0 %
When Apple started selling "computers" that match the colour of your vertical blinds	4 votes - 23 %
The C64's revolutionary GEOS operating system	0 votes - 0 %
HTML. Nuff said.	0 votes - 0 %
The WWW. Even more Nuff said.	2 votes - 11 %
Other Right On!!	3 votes - 17 %

17 Total Votes

Soy milk? by Breaker (2.00 / 0) #1 Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 09:29:02 AM EST

Are you working on your man-boobs?

Hearsay by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #2 Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 09:37:05 AM EST

Pure unadulterated hearsay. Besides - are you really going to take medical advise from someone who looks like this Dee-Dee chap?

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--Your best pal Bob

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Well by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #3 Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 09:44:49 AM EST

On your own manboobs be it.

Apparently hummous can alleviate symptoms, I've heard...

Sadly by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 06:49:39 AM EST

This hummous that you speak of isn't available here in the Colonial States of America. We have stricter guidelines for our food and whatnot.

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--Your best pal Bob

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Not enough additives and hormones injected into it by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #11 Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 07:31:13 AM EST

Perhaps?

I think they sell a knock off version over there but call it "hummus" instead, just so that connoisseurs don't get confused.

: It's all banned by Bob Abooey (4.00 / 1) #13 Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 07:48:41 AM EST

The breakout of Mad Hummus Disease back in 1975 caused the FDA to ban that heinous slop for ever.
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--Your best pal Bob
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So bob by sasquatchan (4.00 / 1) #4 Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 09:49:01 AM EST

hows the lady friend enjoying having a slacker no good unemployed man who can't even catch a cold right ? Ya'll ready for Springer yet ?

Clearly I'm Doing It Wrong by Bevets Makes Baby Jesus Cry (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 02:34:40 PM EST

I wish I was on the friggin' dole. It sounds awesome.

Except if I did it, I would wash my hands after picking up my free government cheese. No colds for me.

: My good sir by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #12 Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 07:40:00 AM EST

Firstly - many thanks for the package you sent out a few weeks back. I apologize for not thanking you earlier. The cloaking device works great and I've almost got the transponder uplink working.
Secondly - The Dole^tm is great. And to think all this time I used to make fun of people who lived on the back of the government and did nothing all day but watch tv and each cheesy poofs!
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--Your best pal Bob
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holy shit Bob by dev trash (2.00 / 0) #6 Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 06:49:07 PM EST

are you in my head or what? Just this week I switched from milk to Soy Milk for my oatmeal.

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You should be studying back issues of the BAD.. by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #10 Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 07:29:04 AM EST

I made the switch to Soy Milk years ago.

I'm 21% healthier since making the move.

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--Your best pal Bob

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: oh snap by dev trash (2.00 / 0) #14 Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 11:20:14 PM EST

I'm aimin for 25% more heakthy

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soy milk? by Merekat (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 05:27:29 AM EST

Pleh. I make my porridge with water. And salt. (And then cover it in yoghurt and honey, but we'll gloss over that bit).

: Right by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #9 Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 07:25:42 AM EST

I start with the oats (porridge if you will) then add in some water, then heat the whole thing up, then I add the Soy Milk^TM in and then, by jimminy, you've got a meal fit for a King.
Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob
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