Strip Clubs

Aw HELLS yeah!   1 vote - 8 %
If everyone's going.   1 vote - 8 %
Meh.   2 votes - 16 %
Are you kidding?   3 votes - 25 %
Fuck no!   2 votes - 16 %
You realise that these women who are exploiting men's most base desires are, themselves, actually being exploited even though every one of them does the job voluntarily ("I have a degree in Women's Studies" option)   3 votes - 25 %
12 Total Votes
Just saying by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Mar 19, 2008 at 05:32:22 AM EST
But there's a world of difference between 'live' and 'downloaded', and I haven't found that the 447GB of downloaded hot chicks does anything apart from amuse.

I agree with your sentiment for the other reason you posted.

They're a waste of time and a waste of money. More importantly, this dog ain't married. If we stay at real bars there's a chance that I might be sniffing some bitch's crotch before the night is over. More importantly, she might be sniffing at mine without the expectation of any one-way financial transaction.

..also, even in the event your mission in a bar is not successful, you will have still had a drink and your wallet is at least likely to still contain some money...

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
I suppose real life = higher resolution by duxup (4.00 / 1) #2 Wed Mar 19, 2008 at 05:37:55 AM EST
Beyond that yeah.

All pr0n is a bore. by greyrat (4.00 / 3) #3 Wed Mar 19, 2008 at 05:38:49 AM EST
Seriously, I've "tried" it. All I can say is it's painfully fake, and painfully dull. I can do much better with my imagination. Are other people really that unimaginative?

No by gazbo (4.00 / 2) #4 Wed Mar 19, 2008 at 05:55:22 AM EST
They're just better at finding good porn than you.

I recommend always assuming 7th normal form where items in a text column are not allowed to rhyme.

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No. by greyrat (4.00 / 2) #5 Wed Mar 19, 2008 at 06:03:14 AM EST
"They" (whomever "they" are) have lower standards. Pitifully low standards as a matter of fact.

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I have extremely high standards by ReallyEvilCanine (4.00 / 1) #6 Wed Mar 19, 2008 at 06:14:13 AM EST
HIREZPRF (I have the original).

Of course, I also have really low standards, hence my browser's home page and stileproject in my quick links list.

the internet: amplifier of stupidity -- discordia

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I am reminded of the line: by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #7 Wed Mar 19, 2008 at 06:18:47 AM EST
"In order to feel something Gramps, you have to be there."

I have very high standards when it comes to taking care of the little rat.

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Then just skip to the money shots by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #8 Wed Mar 19, 2008 at 09:47:54 AM EST
Although I hear those fakers do that with CGI these days.

Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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The only money shots I'm interested in are by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #9 Wed Mar 19, 2008 at 09:54:02 AM EST
my own and my partners. Aside from which, "fake" and "dull" still apply. Especially if CGI is involved.

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every once in a while by clover kicker (2.00 / 0) #10 Wed Mar 19, 2008 at 10:07:32 AM EST
there's a scene that looks genuine.

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Why would I care? by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #11 Wed Mar 19, 2008 at 10:13:00 AM EST
I'm not in it.
The scene, I mean.

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each to their own by clover kicker (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed Mar 19, 2008 at 05:35:59 PM EST
Now if you'll excuse me, those lesbian orgy videos aren't going to watch themselves.

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yes by alprazolam (2.00 / 0) #13 Wed Mar 19, 2008 at 07:18:26 PM EST
i'm pretty unimaginative. and i can't see things in my imagination. seriously...i can't call up peoples faces in my memory from more than 2 hours ago and i can't imagine a sex scene that doesn't involve me needing to return to work or cleaning up my apartment or hey did i lock the door? also i fail to understand what's boring about two ridiculously hot chicks making out with each other.

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