| People who try to board a train while you're still trying to get out | |
| Let them push in, then meekly try to squeeze out before the doors close |
0 votes - 0 %
|
| Stand your ground and wait for them to realise their mistake |
1 vote - 8 %
|
| Stand your ground and explain the problem to them. Draw diagrams if possible. |
2 votes - 16 %
|
| Push back and get out so you don't end up at another station |
6 votes - 50 %
|
| Push back hard and yell at them for their stupidity |
4 votes - 33 %
|
| Drop a shoulder and plow through, knocking them the fuck over |
6 votes - 50 %
|
| If they don't fall, at least get an elbow into their kidneys |
4 votes - 33 %
|
| If they do fall, stomp on 'em a couple times. |
3 votes - 25 %
|
| Buy an SUV and gun, shoot random drivers in the frustration that is the 90 minutes it takes to drive 5½ miles to work. |
1 vote - 8 %
|
| 12 Total Votes | |
