People who try to board a train while you're still trying to get out

Let them push in, then meekly try to squeeze out before the doors close   0 votes - 0 %
Stand your ground and wait for them to realise their mistake   1 vote - 8 %
Stand your ground and explain the problem to them. Draw diagrams if possible.   2 votes - 16 %
Push back and get out so you don't end up at another station   6 votes - 50 %
Push back hard and yell at them for their stupidity   4 votes - 33 %
Drop a shoulder and plow through, knocking them the fuck over   6 votes - 50 %
If they don't fall, at least get an elbow into their kidneys   4 votes - 33 %
If they do fall, stomp on 'em a couple times.   3 votes - 25 %
Buy an SUV and gun, shoot random drivers in the frustration that is the 90 minutes it takes to drive 5½ miles to work.   1 vote - 8 %
 
12 Total Votes