| Congratulations on quitting smoking | |
| And be glad you're nowhere near the stinky smoker's room. |
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| No, say it ain't so! |
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| You can't be serious! |
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| Fucking hell! |
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| Why do you bother getting up in the morning? |
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| Why do you even bother breathing? |
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| Uh-oh... |
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| There's a story about your girlfriend you're not telling us, right? |
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| And whatever it was happened rather recently, huh? |
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| As soldiers have said throughout history, "Sorry, friend, but better thee than me." |
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| 8 Total Votes | |
