Next Cow-Orker Entry Should Be

Really cool guy   2 votes - 25 %
Some local shitheel   1 vote - 12 %
Asswipe in other center   0 votes - 0 %
Are there really no 'normal' people working for $MegaCorp?   5 votes - 62 %
8 Total Votes
Perhaps by jayhawk88 (4.00 / 2) #1 Thu Dec 13, 2007 at 03:46:35 AM EST
An investment in an oscilloscope is in order? Find the waveform/frequency of his voice and look into generating some kind of noise pointed back at him that will cancel out his noise via destructive interference? I'm thinking Kelly Osborne...

I have a better idea - feedback. by anonimouse (4.00 / 5) #2 Thu Dec 13, 2007 at 04:26:59 AM EST
Use the output of the dbmeter to regulate a high voltage link to his chair. When his voice climbs, so will the size of the electric shock to his chair...... if te hgets very loud, a permanent solution to the problem is manifest. You could even call it voluntary suicide.

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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High-Powered Riffle by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #3 Thu Dec 13, 2007 at 05:27:16 AM EST
How you gonna get up that tower with a Riffle?

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

As a pilot by FlightTest (4.00 / 1) #4 Fri Dec 14, 2007 at 10:18:27 AM EST
I resemble that remark.

Heh, I wonder if one could use active noise cancellation in a cube? My one and only ride in a King Air 200 was in one with an ANC system in the cabin. They turned it on and off to show the difference and it was amazing. Sadly, I was relegated to a seat without a yoke in front of me.

It wouldn't eliminate it 100% of course but it might get it down to a reasonable level.

As an almost pilot by MostlyHarmless (4.00 / 1) #5 Sun Dec 16, 2007 at 12:01:39 AM EST
I almost resemble that remark too...

As I understand it, ANC in the headsets works best with steady drones. Which is handy if you're trying to blot out the engines, but does bugger all for voices...

[Mostly Harmless]

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