Ostrichs

they hide their heads in the sand and accuse everyone of being an 'egil'   1 vote - 25 %
they run real fast on scrawny legs   0 votes - 0 %
they lay real big eggs, such as accusing everyone of being 'egil'   0 votes - 0 %
they are frightened of 'egils'   0 votes - 0 %
are cool   3 votes - 75 %
know ldap and other cool sekrits   0 votes - 0 %
 
4 Total Votes
Is it wrong that I enjoyed this diary? by gazbo (4.00 / 3) #1 Wed Sep 26, 2007 at 06:50:36 AM EST
No.  No, I don't think it is.

I've never seen the point of caffeine tablets; I've twice now tried an experiment where I've taken 700mg worth of caffeine tabs and not felt noticeably more awake.  The first occasion I went to bed a couple of hours later and had no trouble getting to sleep.


I recommend always assuming 7th normal form where items in a text column are not allowed to rhyme.

I experimented with them in college by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #3 Wed Sep 26, 2007 at 07:00:26 AM EST
(my homepage has a picture of me holding a Vivarin box) but caffeine is a pretty shitty drug in higher doses. Heck, stimulants are shitty drugs.

But I still adore my morning mug of freshly roasted freshly ground French press coffee.


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I've got three words for ya' by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #20 Thu Sep 27, 2007 at 08:41:28 AM EST
Seven one four. Yeah. Forget all about those stimulants.

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Nah, I'm more of a schedule one by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #21 Thu Sep 27, 2007 at 08:53:50 AM EST
hallucinogen sort, if I were to do something illegal like that.


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Morphine derivatives are my special friends. by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #22 Thu Sep 27, 2007 at 08:58:11 AM EST
I just take a couple hydrocodone or oxycodone and take a minor speed trip followed by a wild, dream filled nap. Simple and refreshing -- and with care and planning, legal even.

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those are nice too by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #23 Thu Sep 27, 2007 at 09:10:10 AM EST
I'm not ready to tear up some tendons though to get it legal.


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I don't have to do anything radical. by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #24 Thu Sep 27, 2007 at 09:15:50 AM EST
Just complain to my doctor about my arthritis and non-specific joint pain, bone spurs on my spine and back pain. Do it enough and he's willing to take a step up from anti-inflammatories.

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You must have an old school doc by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #25 Thu Sep 27, 2007 at 09:25:23 AM EST
mine thinks narcotics aren't very effective, I can't get codeinated cough syrup, and she never suggested anything stronger than prescription NSAIDs and Tylenol.


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Email is FUN! by DullTrev (3.00 / 3) #2 Wed Sep 26, 2007 at 06:59:33 AM EST

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DFJ?
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aspirin/pseudofed/caffeine by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 1) #4 Wed Sep 26, 2007 at 07:35:51 AM EST
Isn't that something body builders use to improve their workouts?

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It can be used by blixco (4.00 / 1) #5 Wed Sep 26, 2007 at 08:02:02 AM EST
to stack against a few other things like creatine.  Yes.

It's also outrageously difficult on the stomach and the liver if there is no food involved.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin

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Can I pet your ostrich? by blixco (4.00 / 2) #6 Wed Sep 26, 2007 at 08:02:35 AM EST
I mean er uh um
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
Sure you can! by greyrat (4.00 / 2) #9 Wed Sep 26, 2007 at 08:34:39 AM EST
As soon as you get this shot glass out of my belly button...

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Ooops wrong account. by blixco (4.00 / 2) #10 Wed Sep 26, 2007 at 08:35:48 AM EST
???!
!!!

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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin

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you should start the skinner troll diaries here by discordia (2.50 / 2) #7 Wed Sep 26, 2007 at 08:27:25 AM EST
I think it might actually get a few bites

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thanks! by garlic (2.00 / 0) #16 Wed Sep 26, 2007 at 12:49:07 PM EST


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Wow! That's a great likeness! Thanks! by greyrat (4.00 / 2) #8 Wed Sep 26, 2007 at 08:33:44 AM EST
Oh, and the poll should be multi-select. plsfxkthx.

Hey, didja know? by Horatio Hellpop (2.00 / 0) #17 Wed Sep 26, 2007 at 08:21:37 PM EST
The ostrich egg is the largest cell that can be seen with the naked eye!

"You can't really know something until you ruin it for everyone." -some guy who used to have an account here

What's the smallest one by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #18 Thu Sep 27, 2007 at 02:53:27 AM EST
that can be seen with the naked eye?

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Boogers by Horatio Hellpop (2.00 / 0) #19 Thu Sep 27, 2007 at 04:35:08 AM EST
Yes, boogers.

"You can't really know something until you ruin it for everyone." -some guy who used to have an account here

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