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Today is ...

... wonderful	1 vote - 14 %
... good	2 votes - 28 %
... bad	0 votes - 0 %
... shite	3 votes - 42 %
... a programme on Radio 4	3 votes - 42 %
... Wednesday	2 votes - 28 %
... not Wednesday	1 vote - 14 %
... a good day to die	1 vote - 14 %
... a now-defunct Murdochian newspaper	2 votes - 28 %
... this day here, not any other day, in the future like, or possibly the past, but, like, right now.	3 votes - 42 %
... x-day (for some value of x)	1 vote - 14 %
... redundant	3 votes - 42 %

7 Total Votes

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Quality stuff by Phage (4.00 / 3) #1 Wed Sep 12, 2007 at 09:25:13 AM EST

You're good - but you need to get out more often. Impressive sentences BTW.

Founder member Golgafrinchan 'B' Ark

: I thank you. by yicky yacky (4.00 / 4) #3 Wed Sep 12, 2007 at 09:30:55 AM EST

While one feels honour-bound to insist, without any evidence to do so convincingly, that one's excursions are frequent enough to be satisfactory, one concede to being, at this precise instant, rather fecking bored.

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Mr Murdoch can take substantial credit for the tide of vulgarity that now floods the UK. - Martin Wolf, FT
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Excellent by riceowlguy (4.00 / 3) #2 Wed Sep 12, 2007 at 09:30:55 AM EST

This should be on the front page, and I have done my part to make it happen.

VS2FP [nt] by debacle (4.00 / 3) #4 Wed Sep 12, 2007 at 09:31:33 AM EST

"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie

Top work lad! by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #5 Wed Sep 12, 2007 at 09:48:07 AM EST

Cow-orkers asking me why I'm laughing like a loon here...

+1FP by nebbish (4.00 / 7) #6 Wed Sep 12, 2007 at 11:13:18 AM EST

I really can't get my head around why people worry about how much spunk they produce. I have at least ten sexual inadequacies that have priority over cum volume.

PS wanna buy some hoodia?

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It's political correctness gone mad!

: Ta. by yicky yacky (4.00 / 2) #7 Wed Sep 12, 2007 at 11:47:32 AM EST

<-> This close to sigging that.

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Mr Murdoch can take substantial credit for the tide of vulgarity that now floods the UK. - Martin Wolf, FT
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: Think about the advantages by Herring (4.00 / 5) #8 Wed Sep 12, 2007 at 01:52:14 PM EST

of producing none.

When my grandfather became ill, my grandmother rubbed goose-fat into his back. He went downhill quite quickly after that. - Milton Jones
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In an unabashed and firghtening coincidence, by blixco (4.00 / 4) #9 Wed Sep 12, 2007 at 06:49:13 PM EST

I am watching Die Hard right now.

Thank God for John McClane.

IN re: all else, this is excellent. I'd vote it FP, but it's already here.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin

: Hear, hear. by yicky yacky (4.00 / 4) #10 Thu Sep 13, 2007 at 03:26:49 AM EST

I maintain to this day that the original 'Die Hard' is a genuinely excellent film, and still, quite possibly, the greatest action movie ever made. It's kind of like 'Jaws' in that it was so good at what it did -- and didn't try to over-extend itself -- that it's kind of been smeared by implicit association with every borrowing action film that came after (which, let's face it, is most of them, including its sequels).

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Mr Murdoch can take substantial credit for the tide of vulgarity that now floods the UK. - Martin Wolf, FT
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