Sgt york is....

.....a twisted, sadistic person for doing this to helpless little animals.   2 votes - 66 %
....a twisted, sadistic person. I know you came here from K5.   0 votes - 0 %
....wasteful. You should have used that mouse anyway   0 votes - 0 %
....wasteful. You should have used the offender anyway, but just put him in another cage.   0 votes - 0 %
....wasteful. There are children starving in Africa, and you just wasted a perfectly good mouse!   0 votes - 0 %
....someone I don't know.   0 votes - 0 %
....a swell guy.   1 vote - 33 %
....a highly decorated war hero.   0 votes - 0 %
....no one of consequence.   0 votes - 0 %
 
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Wow. by Horatio Hellpop (2.00 / 0) #1 Tue Aug 28, 2007 at 01:16:08 PM EST
Did your high school guidance counselor recommend vivisectionist?

"You can't really know something until you ruin it for everyone." -some guy who used to have an account here

No by sgt york (2.00 / 0) #11 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 03:56:05 AM EST
I never went to my HS guidance counselor.

Does it show?

There is a reason for everything. Sometimes, that reason just sucks

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My wife by blixco (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Aug 28, 2007 at 01:22:23 PM EST
works on rat brains for in vivo and in vitro neuron probing.

Mostly I can't talk to her about her work because, ya know, it's pretty gruesome.

And I can't talk to her about mine because as government work....

....it's pretty boring.
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So you throw her legs up over your shoulders by debacle (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue Aug 28, 2007 at 03:32:26 PM EST
I think you know the rest.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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My wife by sgt york (4.00 / 1) #8 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 03:52:22 AM EST
used to do the same thing. Cultured hippocampal neurons from neonate rats.

So my wife and I talk about my work all the time. The kids think it's cool, and they can both identify lung tissue by histology.

There is a reason for everything. Sometimes, that reason just sucks

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I hope you followed up with a wooden toothpick by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Aug 28, 2007 at 01:47:50 PM EST
through the mouse's heart.


And decapitation by Breaker (4.00 / 3) #4 Tue Aug 28, 2007 at 02:42:34 PM EST
Followed by cremation.

One of these days, sgt york will thanks us for this...


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Nah by sgt york (4.00 / 1) #10 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 03:55:23 AM EST
I'm saving them to create my own undead rodent army.

There is a reason for everything. Sometimes, that reason just sucks

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To be fair by debacle (4.00 / 2) #6 Tue Aug 28, 2007 at 03:36:03 PM EST
I'm sure a feral human 1D would have probably been buggering the shit out of 6C after just a few seconds alone. The vampiric mice are a bit more respectable.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

Nah by sgt york (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 03:59:22 AM EST
They just like their sexual assault victims to be awake for it. They like to see the reaction.

There is a reason for everything. Sometimes, that reason just sucks

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What a waste by dn (4.00 / 2) #7 Tue Aug 28, 2007 at 08:10:02 PM EST
You should have saved 1D, founder of a new strain of combat mice able to chew straight through a man in 30 seconds. Airdrop a handful on an enemy tank and it will be out of commission within 15 minutes.

Woah. I feel a Michael Crichton novel/DARPA white paper (they're the same thing, really) coming on.

I am reminded of CheeseburgerBrown's horrific hamster story. Ye gods, posted three years ago and I still remember it.

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 TOXIC 
WASTE

I dunno about mice by sasquatchan (2.00 / 0) #9 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 03:53:41 AM EST
but google has lots to say about dogs and cats

Resident Evil by jimgon (2.00 / 0) #13 Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 11:40:50 AM EST
I wonder if you've just started the doom of us all!!!

On second thought Fox News already did that.




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