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Click here to wish me a Happy New Year!!   8 votes - 72 %
Click here to hope that I get run over by a truck   4 votes - 36 %
Click here to wish for a pony   5 votes - 45 %
Click here to wish that the disgusting pig in the cube next to you will stop making those clicking noises with his teeth   5 votes - 45 %
Click here to wish for world peace   4 votes - 36 %
Click here to wish that your hair would grow back   1 vote - 9 %
Click here to be a rebel   5 votes - 45 %
Other - Right On!   2 votes - 18 %
 
11 Total Votes
So when's the 2006 BABLM top 10 by sasquatchan (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Dec 29, 2006 at 09:02:15 AM EST
list coming out, bob.. We need a good wrapup of the key lunch events of the year.

Rumor has it, for many govt jobs, a drug conviction is a big no-no. Didn't Busch sign into law something about no college aide to folks if they have a drug conviction on their record ? Meh, do something dumb and it'll stick with you. Good incentive not to do anything dumb, I guess.

And you're raiding the work fridge?  Vile infidel, you'll be with Mr. Jobs.

Of course, didn't Jobs work for 3-4 years w/o pay ? Makes you wonder where his $$ was coming from, and kinda makes sense now..

The BALM is soooo 2005 by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri Dec 29, 2006 at 10:16:15 AM EST
Possession of some marijuana 10 years ago shouldn't stop you from getting some codemonkey job, that's just silly.

re1: - It would be ironic that ol Bush would sign something like that into law given his past. Bah... we're such a bunch of hype-o-crits in this here country.

re2: - The fridge is pretty much fair game unless it's something that is in a sack or lunch box. If you put it in there it's just like saying "HERE YA GO!" At least that's my understanding.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

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Now Bob, Bush was never convicted of a drug crime by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Dec 29, 2006 at 10:18:44 AM EST
and hearsay and rumor isn't admissible.


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Ah of course by Vulch (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Dec 29, 2006 at 10:57:16 AM EST

Alcohol isn't a drug...

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Jesus, bunt cake, etc by johnny (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Dec 29, 2006 at 09:13:43 AM EST
If Jesus holds me in the palm of his hand, and if Jesus likes bunt cake, what are the odds I end up getting smooshed into some really good-tasting sweet matrix-- or even, in a kind of a perumtated communion kind of thing, EATEN by HIS HOLY LORDSHIP???

Speaking of bunt cake, there's a joke in there for somebody clever enough to make it.  I'm not going to go through the exercise, but here's the template:

Q: What's the difference between a magician's show and a Las Vegas chorus line?
A: Well, a magician's show is a cunning array of stunts. . .

She has effectively checked out. She's an un-person of her own making. So it falls to me.--ad hoc (in the hole)

There's probably worse ways to go by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #6 Fri Dec 29, 2006 at 10:33:43 AM EST
Getting gummed to death by gaggle of elderly folks residing at the local Retirement Home, for instance.

I'm not touching the Jesus bunt-cake joke, I've got my standards to adhere to you know.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

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Or getting one's head lopped off by Cortez's by johnny (2.00 / 0) #9 Fri Dec 29, 2006 at 12:49:24 PM EST
razor-sharp cutlas.  That has happened to me more times than I can count.

She has effectively checked out. She's an un-person of her own making. So it falls to me.--ad hoc (in the hole)
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Don't party too much Bob by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Dec 29, 2006 at 10:16:59 AM EST
You want a clear head when you cheer the Buckeyes onto victory on New Year's Day.


New Years Day??? by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri Dec 29, 2006 at 10:37:54 AM EST
Only loooooosers play on NY's day. BWUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

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Just one bust? by dev trash (2.00 / 0) #10 Fri Dec 29, 2006 at 02:14:52 PM EST
Sounds like your friend was a lifer.

--
Blizzard of Death '06
"can't be an ex dope-smokin hippie by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #11 Sat Dec 30, 2006 at 04:04:03 AM EST
and work for the county court system."

Due to certain youthful indiscretions, mainly involving large amounts of dope, blow, acid, and other stuff (I could've put spiralx under the table back in the day) (oh, and booze doesn't count, but I drank lots, too) I can never work a Federal law enforcement contract. Ever. Probably not State or Local either. The Department of Defense has no problem with it, however. DoD, being filled with military types who've seen plenty of idiotic teenagers and early twentysomethings, is more understanding of youthful stupidities.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)