Should I patent this?

Yes   2 votes - 100 %
No   0 votes - 0 %
Prior art already exists   0 votes - 0 %
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2 Total Votes
Why would drive-ins be a bitch? by ad hoc (2.00 / 0) #1 Sun Dec 24, 2006 at 06:41:50 AM EST
Just put your BMI on the RFID chip in your debit card.
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drive-throughs: by komet (4.00 / 3) #2 Sun Dec 24, 2006 at 06:43:45 AM EST
automatic 50% surcharge for anyone who's too lazy to get the fuck out of their car. No problem.

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Excuse: by ReallyEvilCanine (4.00 / 1) #3 Sun Dec 24, 2006 at 06:46:52 AM EST
There are times when drive-thru is faster. I'd also prefer a mother and her three unruly brats stay in the car and not disturb me.

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Is there ever? by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #4 Sun Dec 24, 2006 at 08:39:44 AM EST
If the car line is more than two, I'm convinced it's faster to park.
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Stereotype much?! by hP (2.00 / 0) #5 Sun Dec 24, 2006 at 09:55:03 AM EST


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Kids present by Vulch (2.00 / 0) #6 Sun Dec 24, 2006 at 10:05:55 AM EST

Automatic 25% compound per kid, plus the 50% if any of the group exceed the targets.

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Just weigh the entire car by Herring (2.00 / 0) #8 Sun Dec 24, 2006 at 10:11:43 AM EST
Anyone driving a big, heavy car or a regular car with heavy people in ...

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You do that, by komet (4.00 / 2) #10 Sun Dec 24, 2006 at 10:55:47 AM EST
you just know that sooner or later some fat Linux enthusiasts will attach 50 helium-filled weather balloons to their car before ordering, and post the video on Slashdot.

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<ni> komet: You are functionally illiterate as regards trashy erotica.
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OK, pedant by Herring (2.00 / 0) #11 Sun Dec 24, 2006 at 11:11:20 AM EST
Measure the mass of the car and occupants.

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

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Are you declaring yourself for the by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #7 Sun Dec 24, 2006 at 10:07:39 AM EST
next mayoral race in New York City?

You think I could do a worse job than Bloomberg? by BadDoggie (4.00 / 1) #9 Sun Dec 24, 2006 at 10:44:17 AM EST
MMMmmmm... Gracie Manor. Paid digs is about the only way anyone can afford to live in Manhattan. Sure, I'll run. Who's the competition and where do I find a campaign manager? You think Carville is free?

woof.

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So. by Driusan (2.00 / 0) #12 Sun Dec 24, 2006 at 04:30:38 PM EST
  1. Receive patent
  2. Have government pass law requiring use of your patented technology
  3. Profit?
I guess 2's a better plan than "???"

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