Random Quotes from my Consumer Whore Device Today Poll Time!

O Sole Mio   0 votes - 0 %
Raise me to your lips   0 votes - 0 %
And it burns irrevocably.   0 votes - 0 %
Well it's your fucking views that are getting abused   0 votes - 0 %
Everything I say to you is gonna come out wrong anyway   0 votes - 0 %
What I'm feeling is premature enlightenment   0 votes - 0 %
...I would do so   0 votes - 0 %
I just kick it from my head. No disrespect, but that's just how it is.   0 votes - 0 %
Fantastic planet urchin putting work in   0 votes - 0 %
Searching for pertinent verse minus the murderous diversions   0 votes - 0 %
Apologies won't lore me to the communal sob story   0 votes - 0 %
And I work till this here little flat line closes the curtains   1 vote - 20 %
Stand.. awake and unglued.. we've got critical plans   1 vote - 20 %
I've been given the option to live in to the new year   0 votes - 0 %
stand at the side and the sky in Versailles   0 votes - 0 %
Cause she fucked with nature...   0 votes - 0 %
She comes in dreams   0 votes - 0 %
She can terrorise the infrastructure   0 votes - 0 %
Sewing the seams   0 votes - 0 %
Like some dearly departed Miracle-worker   0 votes - 0 %
She once had a boy who loved her   2 votes - 40 %
In every way   0 votes - 0 %
He told his friends he scored and she beat him to death. She said "Don't trust a worthless stranger. Unashamed of what he's done. I'll learn the secret handshake when all the decoding's done"   0 votes - 0 %
Don't ever say you gave it all if you ain't gave it all, just fade it in the hazy purple twilight.   0 votes - 0 %
No more time I tried to warn you all, it's now approaching Midnight.   1 vote - 20 %
 
5 Total Votes
In Texas we have many hobbies by theboz (4.00 / 1) #1 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 05:14:15 AM EST
Football, horseback riding, swimming, rape, and table tennis.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
All my excess lives in Texass by MisterQueue (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 05:21:40 AM EST
After having to support Texas developers for a while I can safely say that the world would be a much better place if that whole damned state was blown off the map.

I mean I've met some great people from there, but not enough to make up for the rest (or for my time in Dallas).

Regardless, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter, but I don't need YARWIAOTNFL. (Yet another reason why I am on the no fly list)

-Q
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All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way.

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I agree by theboz (4.00 / 1) #5 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 06:07:40 AM EST
After having to support Texas developers for a while I can safely say that the world would be a much better place if that whole damned state was blown off the map.
If everyone in Texas were given head, I think the world would be a much better place. As it stands, there are people working on that right now. The most notable one is a lady named "Debbie."
I mean I've met some great people from there, but not enough to make up for the rest (or for my time in Dallas).
I'm not a big fan of Dallas either. I'm much happier here in Houston, and would also probably be ok with Austin or San Antonio. At least it's not Amarillo though.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
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Godspeed Debbie by MisterQueue (2.00 / 0) #6 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 06:21:52 AM EST
know that we're all behind you... or in front as the case were.

Having never been to Amarillo (an opening for a sentence I only expected to use maybe once or twice in my life but am finding it surprisingly frequent), I cannot say I would know, but I will agree based solely upon your good judgement.

-Q
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All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way.

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October is a sacred month... by superdiva (4.00 / 1) #3 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 05:28:59 AM EST
Libras rule.

RE: Consumer Whoredom...

The archaic model of my cellphone makes me the laughing stock of my family and friends.  They all have phones that take pictures, surf the web, play video and mp3s, etc.  My phone doesn't even have a fliptop. I do have an mp3 player with 256MB and plays 40 songs which is just enough songs for me to run laps or kickbox for an hour.  Nevertheless, my sister's new phone has a Scrabble game you play with a stylus, so I may get myself a nice birthday present and buy a new phone.  I'll probably procrastinate on this because it will entail research which I can't fuckall be bothered with.

RE: Other Writing

I would ask about Panther Jack but I guess it should be self-evident to me that if the story's not in your diary you'll get to it eventually.  I'm going to bother you about it anyway, fucker. ;P

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The 10th Month by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 05:34:20 AM EST
Libras Nothing, Scorpios 4Ever Bitches! (I- I am not a Scorpio..)

Consumer Whoredom (or CW as I'm calling the thing for short).. CW is the only non-archaic non-utilitarian thing I own really. (Other than my tiny PS2, but that hardly counts as it's like 6 or 7 years old... well the ps2 itself I mean.) My phone is the size of a buick and has buttons which you have to mash with both palms to get them to move. It also requires you to lift with your legs when you pick it up. (this is a total lie, my phone, though pretty craptacular is rather small and easily portable.. it just doesn't do much else. I mean.. there's a camera there.. arguably, but you can't really take pictures with it that make any sense if you don't have glaucoma.

In vis-a-vis RE: All else,

Actually, I was thinkin' of not writing another word about ol' PJ. Just to torture you I'm sure.

-Q
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All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way.

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i had an archaic phone til about two months ago... by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #10 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 10:44:18 AM EST
because i didnt want to change my calling plan (the one i signed up for 4 years ago no longer exists) as that would put me under contract again, and i wanted to avoid that like the plague. then, USCC had a neato deal to get everyone on their new network, which consisted of no plan change, no new contract, but you got a spiffy new phone (no camera, but hey) for a penny. nick and i both got new ones, because even if we want something else in the future we can now do it without hassle, as we're not on the old network anymore. yay.
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Dance On, Gir!
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Did you know: October? by theantix (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 08:16:22 AM EST
September, October, November, December are the 9th -> 12th months of the year, but their names evoke the latin root for 7th -> 10th.

The reason for this is that originally the two winter months (11th and 12th) had no name, and the months in question actually did correspond with their latin root.  Except then Julius and Augustus Caesar decided to create months based on themselves, but instead of replacing the winter months they inserted themselves into the middle throwing the whole naming scheme into disarray.

Assholes.
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I'm sorry, but your facts disagree with my opinion.

Look by MisterQueue (2.00 / 0) #8 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 08:25:07 AM EST
I'll let you defame the one from the Julian house, but Augustus... nu-uh bitch we ain't goin' there!

You bow before Octavian and you like it.

-Q
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All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way.

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fact: it is you who is the defamer by theantix (4.00 / 1) #9 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 10:38:56 AM EST
I was simply pointing out a fact.  If you read something negative into the comment it is you who is casting ill will down on Augustus.

"You bow before Octavian and you like it."

Now you're talking facts.  But also I need to check my shrine for your hidden camera.
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I'm sorry, but your facts disagree with my opinion.

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Oh it's not in the shrine by MisterQueue (2.00 / 0) #11 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 11:17:17 AM EST
Unless by "shrine" you mean "cloaca"

-Q
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All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way.

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wth by theantix (4.00 / 1) #12 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 12:25:01 PM EST
Do you subscribe to an "obscure word of the day" mailing list or something?
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I'm sorry, but your facts disagree with my opinion.
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No by MisterQueue (2.00 / 0) #13 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 12:37:49 PM EST
No more than you subscribe to "Trolling monthly".

Unless you are counting my retarded brain as the mailing list.

-Q
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All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way.

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good god* man by theantix (4.00 / 1) #14 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 12:44:57 PM EST
Now you're checking my mail too?  That assassin I paid to hunt down and kill you has sure done a crappy job.

* may not actually exist
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I'm sorry, but your facts disagree with my opinion.

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Word by Improbus (2.00 / 0) #15 Tue Oct 10, 2006 at 10:45:28 AM EST
Yo!



If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago. --- Oma Desala
Right.. by MisterQueue (2.00 / 0) #16 Tue Oct 10, 2006 at 04:19:06 PM EST
that's exactly what that is... good job for recognizing English on a minimal level at least.

-Q
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All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way.

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Bad Mood by Improbus (2.00 / 0) #17 Wed Oct 11, 2006 at 11:03:08 AM EST
Much?



If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago. --- Oma Desala
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Not really no. by MisterQueue (2.00 / 0) #18 Thu Oct 12, 2006 at 05:42:28 AM EST
but I will note your concern sir.

-Q
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All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way.

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