Trolling ze Chermans

Do it!   3 votes - 37 %
Give 'em a break   3 votes - 37 %
For the love of the ISM take this opportunity to help stop them butchering the holy muvva tongue!   2 votes - 25 %
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Should have mentioned goose -> geese by lm (2.00 / 0) #1 Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 04:32:02 AM EST
What a lovely, wackified language we speak.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
I have empathy for them by cam (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 04:49:30 AM EST
I got confused by flieger and fliegen on saturday night.

Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic

You shouldn't do that by ad hoc (2.00 / 0) #3 Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 04:54:04 AM EST
English lesson for pooches by Vulch (2.00 / 0) #4 Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 05:16:21 AM EST

Compliment: "You're looking nice today"

Complement: "You do this bit as you're good at it, and I'll do this bit as I'm good at it."

Dammit! by ReallyEvilCanine (2.00 / 0) #5 Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 05:22:35 AM EST
I swear I know the difference and I'd swear that I originally wrote it correctly. Spell-checker? Typo? Bogspot cack? Fuck knows.

Fixed now, thanks.

the internet: amplifier of stupidity -- discordia

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systematic german torture by BlueOregon (2.00 / 0) #6 Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 06:03:32 AM EST

I believe you are looking for this ... sure, reading it is fun, but look for an audio file ... then it becomes hilarious (in a it's-cruel-to-laugh-at-people sort of way).

Shut yer gob. by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #7 Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 06:47:44 AM EST
There's a moose loose aboot this hoose.

Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
the th->s confusion by aphrael (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 10:41:16 AM EST
is one of the sound differences most likely to cause american children to need speech therapy (IIRC it's second only to sh->s).
If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.
something i've NEVER understood by aphrael (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 10:42:35 AM EST
about the stereotypical german accent (think dr. strangelove, for a moment) is how the american 'v' sound gets prounced as an english 'w' sound by certain germans.

I mean, WTF? The english 'w' sound doesn't exist in hochdeutesch --- and that letter uses the english 'v' sound.
If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.

Dude, by BadDoggie (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 02:24:58 PM EST
The day I figure this one out will be better than winning the MegaMillions and Powerball lotteries combined. I have no idea how or why they come up with this, but every fucking Kraut does this, bar none.

Fahzzer Wikter vants wery wet, wedge-eh-taubbles.a

Ask ti_ammoniacal if you don't believe me. <p As far as th/s, my brother used to mix up his Effs and Esses and Ess-Aitches. I had so much fun getting him to say "I want to sit down to suck this lollypop." He was no dummy, though; the fucker learned to charge me $0.25 to do it.


OMG WE'RE FUCKED! -- duxup ?

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