Who's the puppet?

Well that all depends doesn't it?   0 votes - 0 %
On what you fool?   0 votes - 0 %
On the necessity of a thing.   0 votes - 0 %
I mean if we're going to quantify the nature of the nurturing thing what then?   0 votes - 0 %
I'll tell you what then, then we'll be hell out of dodge and running like chickenmonkeys.   0 votes - 0 %
You... you just made that word up.   0 votes - 0 %
Did not.   0 votes - 0 %
Sure you did, I have the records to prove.   0 votes - 0 %
No such thing!   0 votes - 0 %
I hate the sea and everything in it.   0 votes - 0 %
This chair be high, says I   0 votes - 0 %
Hoist the jib and climb the fore-mast!   0 votes - 0 %
"Why do people come to Malta for eggs when they're so expensive there?"   0 votes - 0 %
"Because they've always done it that way."   1 vote - 20 %
"Why don't they look for eggs in Sicily?"   0 votes - 0 %
"Because they've never done it that way."   1 vote - 20 %
"Now I really don't understand. Why don't you sell your mess halls the eggs for seven cents apiece instead of for five cents apiece?"   0 votes - 0 %
"Because my mess halls would have no need for me then. Anyone can buy seven-cents apiece eggs for seven cents apiece."   0 votes - 0 %
"Why don't they bypass you and buy the eggs directly from you in Malta at four and a quarter cents apiece?"   0 votes - 0 %
"Because I wouldn't sell it to them."   0 votes - 0 %
"Why wouldn't you sell it to them?"   0 votes - 0 %
"Because then there wouldn't be as much room for a profit..."   1 vote - 20 %
When you consider the opportunity and power he had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid ugly little mess he made of it instead, his sheer incompetence is almost staggering   1 vote - 20 %
"Be glad you're even alive."   1 vote - 20 %
"Be FURIOUS you're going to die."   0 votes - 0 %
 
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Room with a kitchen? by sasquatchan (4.00 / 1) #1 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 09:48:15 AM EST
so torch the room or torch the car ? Or drive the car into the room and torch it all ?

Hrm... by MisterQueue (2.00 / 0) #4 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:29:04 AM EST
the car DOES have a lot of flammable materials in the trunk at the moment.

Not counting in the full tank of gas of course...


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"Descent"? by blixco (4.00 / 3) #2 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:11:44 AM EST
I dunno.  Wouldn't the likes of you have to ascend into madness?
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Well essentially yes... by MisterQueue (4.00 / 2) #3 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:28:22 AM EST
That certainly is a conundrum now then, innit?


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Certainly by blixco (4.00 / 1) #5 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:32:12 AM EST
given your hatred of flying.  I'm thinking it's some sort of latent religiosity: you don't want to get closer to damnation.

I say: embrace the tiger, Q.  EMBRACE THE MOTHERFUCKING TIGER.
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Good gravy I hope not. by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #6 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:37:48 AM EST
I suspect it's some bad Chinese I had the night prior. I mean that stuff can make you all kinds of loopy.

Do they actually.. you know... eat tigers?


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YOU KNOW THEY DO. by blixco (4.00 / 1) #8 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:45:43 AM EST
THEY want all sorts of fanged madness in a bowl.  Tony the Tiger, there's a typical westernized shunt, a bad simulacra at something meaningful.  Goddamn western medicine.  We do all this cold cereal nonsense to ensure that our kids don't touch themselves, and look what happens.  What happens?  All that flesh on the streets, all those myspace sluts, all these modern sleek young things sexed out by the time they hit 15, and look at us, look at us, this derided, decayed, ridiculous society.

Goddamn.  Makes you want to slap a bastard.  Makes you want to jump up and down on some schmuck's head just 'cause he's driving a pimped out Honda Civic with like five thousand dollar rims and an income big enough to support 'em.

Motherfuckers are getting on my last nerve, man.
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Jeezus H. Fuckstick by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #12 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:50:28 AM EST
I see this game. It is a spy clown car all piled up with seltzer water and teething madness at the sight of these things. Oh they'll bounce on their jackanape springs they will!

Murder and Mayhem to the high heavens and may the blood run like chocolate syrup on all the sundae's of the little children. "Don't worry honey, it's strawberry sauce." Straaawwwberrry Sauce.

"Why is there blood on your eyes?"
"Because that's the way you can truly see!"

Pandemic Pontifications!


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We're by blixco (4.00 / 1) #15 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:53:04 AM EST
getting away from the point, but your eventual midnight chest-grabbing gasping-for-breath shock at the reasons for our imminent apocalypso will come as no surprise to those of us In The Know.

I have literature.  I can send it to you but fear that it will arrrive both too late and altered beyond recognition.  Suffice it to say that your best bet is to regard any mail mentioning the numbers "17" and "21" as suspect.

Your recognition is almost complete; the worm turns at midnight!
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Day 24: Found Foul Water by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #17 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:57:01 AM EST
It burbled and boiled through the ground like sloshing sickness in swamps. I didn't know there was even a wellspring out here.

Carrying years of resilience with itself, it dragged and droned upwards till the soil could not hold, and there; there did it waft on the wind the sins of the foul terra firma sealed rotted core lying beneath. Some children, apt to be curious, stood about this smouldering mass; vainly attempting to prod it with sticks.

As I was wont to tell them to scurry on their way, it gurgled; this puddle. It wept and gurgled. Wept and gurgled away from the monkeymass of children yammering about with their bits of bark. Wept and gurgled and drained itself back to whence it came, never to warn us ever again what sleeps beneath us all. In our minds and in our soil.

Those children have never been the same since.


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It's a generational thing, by blixco (4.00 / 1) #20 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 11:05:20 AM EST
that Hiroshima-in-the-headlights look in their eyes, that conmfort-with-sadness, lack-of-soul thing.  There's probably a 102 letter german word for just that sort of phrase, but the closest thing i have in English is: fucked.

Proper fucked?  No.

The world, she turns.  She don't care.  She's a rock and bacteria and some other things moving through space, but she doesn't, ya know, emote.

It's our emotions that cause this gaia-like depth to our feeling; we insist on that perception.  The crust is thin, there.

The air heavy.

The speed, huge.
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This... by toxicfur (4.00 / 2) #9 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:46:51 AM EST
tiger?

Please forgive the silly-assed java on this site.
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Oh boy I hope not. by blixco (4.00 / 2) #11 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:48:51 AM EST
That guy needs to be dropped from an airplane onto a stadium filled with porcupines.  Porcupines all angered up with cheap booze and delayed starts to the Nascar they so desired to see.  Meth addicted truck driving porcupines with quills the size of my legs.

He can crowd surf for a while, then be used as hotdog fodder.
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Oh humanity by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #13 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:51:27 AM EST
You never cease to amuse me.


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Uh. by toxicfur (4.00 / 1) #14 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:52:15 AM EST
Thanks. I think.
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Heh. by MisterQueue (2.00 / 0) #16 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:53:20 AM EST
I was patronizing him, not you miss.

Hrm.. although you do have the name Toxicfur.... :P


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Am I not a part of humanity? by toxicfur (4.00 / 1) #18 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:57:11 AM EST
Do I not bleed when the tattoo artist applies his needle? Do I not wince when the piercer plunges a hoop through my ear?

Granted, if I ever consider having my teeth filed and whiskers implanted, I want ana to take me out and put me down. If ana won't, maybe blixco will.
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Oh you can make sure blixco will by MisterQueue (4.00 / 2) #19 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 11:02:15 AM EST
all you have to offer him is a staggering array of weaponry and maybe a kiss on the cheek. I know this from experience.... I've said too much!

Do you not bleed? If you do not, this is a problem. They have medicine for that now... I think.


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Tomorrow is MisterQueue Day. by superdiva (4.00 / 2) #7 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:41:22 AM EST
Have fun.  Burn down an orphanage.  Or something.

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For we are many....
Hey you're right! by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #10 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 10:47:42 AM EST
Yay Yay 6 and 2/3rd's day!

Hallelujah I thought the day would never come!

Let's us all burn down some orphanages; it's so beautiful in my mind.


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Wait! by Improbus (4.00 / 1) #21 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 11:55:38 AM EST
There is a difference between reality and madness?  What a novel concept.



If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago. --- Oma Desala
Naw.. I was only foolin' by MisterQueue (2.00 / 0) #22 Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 12:40:39 PM EST
I mean really. Can you see me hubnubbinbubbraheeezy? Clearly the answer is no.


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Heh by hulver (4.00 / 1) #23 Tue Jun 06, 2006 at 12:50:06 AM EST

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Guaranteed! by MisterQueue (2.00 / 0) #24 Tue Jun 06, 2006 at 04:26:32 AM EST
The real question is: Does it come full of centipedes?


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Vagina cleaning centipedes by hulver (4.00 / 1) #25 Tue Jun 06, 2006 at 04:54:21 AM EST
That live on shrimp!
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