What to do:

Laugh.   1 vote - 50 %
Cry.   0 votes - 0 %
Scream.   0 votes - 0 %
Bang head.   0 votes - 0 %
Smile at the fact that you snagged a piss-easy ticket.   2 votes - 100 %
Get back to work on $InsuranceCo's 10MB of Ethereal logs   0 votes - 0 %
 
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HOLY FUCK, MY APP JUST COMPILED by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #1 Mon May 22, 2006 at 04:55:16 AM EST
Sorry, we were talking about your e-janitorial duties, weren't we?  Very rude of me.

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Janitor is OK by ReallyEvilCanine (4.00 / 1) #2 Mon May 22, 2006 at 04:59:32 AM EST
But I'm more or less Dr. Cox in real life, sans a dozen writers.

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But with the double plus hawt wife? by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon May 22, 2006 at 06:46:35 AM EST
Say... what hours do you generally work?

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If only. by ReallyEvilCanine (4.00 / 1) #5 Mon May 22, 2006 at 09:03:00 AM EST
Seriously hawt and "strong". The perfect woman for me, except she's married to the creator/producer and her season 2 pregnancy was real. If she spoke some very old Nordic language his days would be numbered in single digits.

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I couldn't really parse that by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon May 22, 2006 at 09:48:21 AM EST
I kind of got distracted by thinking about pregnancy boobs.

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WARNING: SPOILERS by ReallyEvilCanine (4.00 / 1) #8 Mon May 22, 2006 at 12:26:50 PM EST
That linea negra from the belly button to the pubic bone. It's often hairy.

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Yes, however by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon May 22, 2006 at 07:07:28 AM EST
Fully agree that the guy's an idiot, that he should have listened, that he probably deserves what he got, however...a well designed app shouldn't have that requirement. It's a sign that your developers cut corners, a classic instance of saving a little bit of time and money in the development phase causing a cost of much more time and money in support (and in your customer's organizations.)
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You're overlooking something: by ReallyEvilCanine (2.00 / 0) #6 Mon May 22, 2006 at 09:09:52 AM EST
We don't modify DLLs, $Balance does. We only use the DLLs the way we're supposed to; $Balance modifies the damned transport stack. We use(d) $Balance because it was the best overall solution out there... once you could get it working.

Five years later there are better hardware solutions and we wrote our own damned balancing software which -- surprisingly -- almost never has a problem. We get maybe one ticket every two months on it as opposed to a dozen a week with $Balance.

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