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Nothing means more than a hand made card by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #1 Thu May 18, 2006 at 06:40:55 AM EST
I suggest something on the line of:

Congrats you lucky dog!

If you split up, let me know first,
because I'd love to bone your wife


You know what by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #2 Thu May 18, 2006 at 06:45:40 AM EST
In all seriousness, I wish I'd thought to commission Spacejack or CBB to do a homemade card. That would have been the shit. Damn, too late now.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

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How about an e-card? by ad hoc (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu May 18, 2006 at 07:09:33 AM EST
Perfect for the aughts by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #4 Thu May 18, 2006 at 07:16:44 AM EST
But I'm not sure I want to be the beta tester for that kinda trailblazing behavioiur.

Besides, I need a card to stick on the blender I got them. Otherwise how are they going to know it was from me?

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

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You didn't get an e-blender? by ad hoc (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu May 18, 2006 at 07:30:38 AM EST
get the jewish card by sasquatchan (2.00 / 0) #6 Thu May 18, 2006 at 07:33:14 AM EST
just for the comedy.

Anyway, Bob, there's been a surprising lack of baseball content in your diaries. Busy watching the NBA playoffs, now that the cavs might be contenders or something ? At least one of the 'canes/sabers will be eliminated in the NHL playoffs. Going to have to root for the west.

NHL??? by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #7 Thu May 18, 2006 at 08:14:25 AM EST
Did they settle the strike? Or are you trying to trollerize me??

It's early in the baseball season so there isn't much to talk about really. But since the basketball playoffs are upon us, and the "don't have a shot in hell" Cavs are up 3 - 2 against the lousy rotten smelly Pistoons, well, it seemed appropriate to lob some smack out there.

I'm not sure the Jewish card would have been amusing to anyone but me or I would have gone with it.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

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attention cleveburgh by alprazolam (4.00 / 1) #8 Thu May 18, 2006 at 08:19:43 AM EST
please to be dropping dead.  thank you.

It isn't over yet by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #9 Thu May 18, 2006 at 09:17:37 AM EST
I'm still fully confident in our ability to choke, like a drunken schoolgirl at the prom, and lose the last two.

But, if, by some act of God, we do manage to win the series, well, wooooo, it would sure suck to be a Piston fan. To lose to the lowly sucky Cavaliers, I mean, boy, I can't imagine the shame.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

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Well by ks1178 (2.00 / 0) #10 Thu May 18, 2006 at 11:04:50 AM EST
We might have been let down by the Red Wings this season, and possibly the Pistons as well, but I'm sure Tigers will pull through for Detroit and bring us the championship glory we're waiting for.

After all, they do have the best record in the Majors. They also did do a 3 game sweep against the Evil Injuns. So not all will be lost.

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Props to the Tigres by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #11 Thu May 18, 2006 at 11:22:29 AM EST
They are much improved this year.

But, that said, the baseball season is a long one, filled with many ups and downs. So, check back with me around August and lets see where they are then.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

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Bah by ks1178 (2.00 / 0) #13 Thu May 18, 2006 at 11:42:10 AM EST
I have no faith in the Tigers what so ever. So I'll get my gloating out now while they're doing great. I was actually quite shocked when I saw that they had the best record when I went to check to see how many of the games they beat you guys in last week.

Plus even if they do keep this pace up and have the best record (like the Pistons or the Red Wings this season) that still doesn't mean too much.

Maybe I should listen to Georgeha and just put my faith in the Lions.

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I guess the question would be by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #14 Thu May 18, 2006 at 11:48:06 AM EST
Do you want to get your hopes crushed in the Summer or in the Winter.

I think if I were you I'd pin my hopes on the Tigres and get the heartbreak over-with as soon as possible.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

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Don't worry, my contacts with the Lions by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #12 Thu May 18, 2006 at 11:23:36 AM EST
say this is the year, bank on it!


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lol by alprazolam (2.00 / 0) #15 Thu May 18, 2006 at 01:14:03 PM EST
oh those lions.  good job turning them into the laughingstock of the league mr. millen. you fucking oaf.

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Witness. by ks1178 (2.00 / 0) #16 Fri May 19, 2006 at 05:49:07 PM EST
84-82.