Congrats you lucky dog!
If you split up, let me know first,
because I'd love to bone your wife
Warmest regards, --Your best pal Bob
Besides, I need a card to stick on the blender I got them. Otherwise how are they going to know it was from me?
Anyway, Bob, there's been a surprising lack of baseball content in your diaries. Busy watching the NBA playoffs, now that the cavs might be contenders or something ? At least one of the 'canes/sabers will be eliminated in the NHL playoffs. Going to have to root for the west.
It's early in the baseball season so there isn't much to talk about really. But since the basketball playoffs are upon us, and the "don't have a shot in hell" Cavs are up 3 - 2 against the lousy rotten smelly Pistoons, well, it seemed appropriate to lob some smack out there.
I'm not sure the Jewish card would have been amusing to anyone but me or I would have gone with it.
But, if, by some act of God, we do manage to win the series, well, wooooo, it would sure suck to be a Piston fan. To lose to the lowly sucky Cavaliers, I mean, boy, I can't imagine the shame.
After all, they do have the best record in the Majors. They also did do a 3 game sweep against the Evil Injuns. So not all will be lost.
But, that said, the baseball season is a long one, filled with many ups and downs. So, check back with me around August and lets see where they are then.
Plus even if they do keep this pace up and have the best record (like the Pistons or the Red Wings this season) that still doesn't mean too much.
Maybe I should listen to Georgeha and just put my faith in the Lions.
I think if I were you I'd pin my hopes on the Tigres and get the heartbreak over-with as soon as possible.