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+1, Awesome Analysis by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 3) #1 Mon May 15, 2006 at 05:54:33 PM EST

That's the kind of advice I can use!


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.


did you know? by theantix (4.00 / 2) #2 Mon May 15, 2006 at 05:58:11 PM EST
kangaroo penii are frigging creepy!

Also, I am glad to help with the advice.

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Damn! How many women did you get? (nt) by randomxs (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon May 15, 2006 at 06:32:03 PM EST


"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him." - Thomas Szasz


adjusted for quality? by theantix (4.00 / 3) #4 Mon May 15, 2006 at 06:57:51 PM EST
a million billion billion.

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Awwwwww by skippy (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon May 15, 2006 at 08:10:12 PM EST
that's so sweet!  She's so lucky!

Unless, of course, that she counts as (a million billion billion - 10000) and you've been whoring around town for that other 10000, in which case you're an AWFUL MAN!

One of those, pick your favourite.

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it's one of life's mysteries [nt] by theantix (2.00 / 0) #8 Mon May 15, 2006 at 11:21:43 PM EST


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You sir by joh3n (4.00 / 3) #6 Mon May 15, 2006 at 09:38:14 PM EST
Are, and shall always be, my hero.

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i wish they'd make hitler toilet paper
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a note to everyone in the audience by theantix (4.00 / 3) #7 Mon May 15, 2006 at 11:15:27 PM EST
^-- this is what I meant in the intro text by "fame".  And by "money", I meant that when I woke up this morning I had a quarter stuck to my butt.

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EDITORIAL COMMENT: by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #9 Tue May 16, 2006 at 02:37:27 AM EST
Probably not a fictitious anecdote.

General rules are: All skirts no lower then [sic] two inches below the knee (unless it's for Church) --Travis Frey
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A quarter of what? /nt by Ignore Amos (4.00 / 1) #10 Tue May 16, 2006 at 03:57:10 AM EST


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You forgot to include in your analysis by calla (2.00 / 0) #11 Wed May 17, 2006 at 01:30:34 AM EST
the importance of cultivating a catch phrase that includes your name.

You should suggest to your readers that they spend many years cultivating a catch phrase, before following your simple, easy, and fun steps to winning a writing contest without entering.

"Are Linux chicks worth it?" fencepost


that may be a bit much to ask of folks by theantix (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed May 17, 2006 at 02:23:35 AM EST
I've been doing "theantix was here" since 2002.  That may be pushing the limit on what a person could be expected to do to win a WFC without entering.  But still, if you're aiming for a 2010 WFC victory I wish you all the luck in the world!

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Without the catch phrase, by calla (2.00 / 0) #13 Wed May 17, 2006 at 09:05:30 AM EST
I don't think you'd have won.

Even though it's difficult - it's probably the most important part of your win.

"Are Linux chicks worth it?" fencepost
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