camFreedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic
Ill give you good use of Teh Libruls, FUD-flu, and ACLU. But the ElephantTerrist Repellent bait is so busted its only used as sarcasm these days.
The "only look at phone numbers" thing is ok, and might catch some small fries. But immediately going from the "have to look in a phone book" sub troll to the "democrats banning phone books" super bait? Youve got to ease the transition man.
Overall I score it 3/10.
Arbeit Macht Frei