Best enterprise DB (ignoring personal hatred of CEOs)

DB2   0 votes - 0 %
SQL Server   0 votes - 0 %
Oracle   1 vote - 100 %
 
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WIPO: BerkeleyDB by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #1 Sun Apr 23, 2006 at 11:07:58 PM EST
Ahh, only joking.  MySQL.  Aaahaha, I just can't stop!

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Would sir care to purchase a new flogging stick? by ReallyEvilCanine (2.00 / 0) #2 Sun Apr 23, 2006 at 11:44:24 PM EST
Surely your others have been worn out by now.


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Teh fuck? by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon Apr 24, 2006 at 12:50:55 AM EST
Were you raised by a family of Berekely Databasen or something?

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OMG ROR!!! by ReallyEvilCanine (4.00 / 1) #6 Mon Apr 24, 2006 at 01:02:29 AM EST
Hells no. I did specify Enterprise database, right? Yes, I most certainly did.

I don't care to getinto a war of insults but that /.-style comment was really beneath you. I know you can do better and I hope, in pointing this out to you, to help you increase the quality of your comments through the understanding such insight as I provide you may give.

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See, I think we're laughing about the same thing by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Apr 24, 2006 at 01:04:03 AM EST
But I'm laughing with you, and you've got sand in your centipede's vaginas.

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OMG! WTF! LOL n00b! by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #10 Mon Apr 24, 2006 at 04:31:27 AM EST
Go and learn some arthropod biology before you try and get sophisticated with your insults, eh?

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9 out of 10 sysops by cam (4.00 / 1) #9 Mon Apr 24, 2006 at 02:59:57 AM EST

prefer urinating elephants to dead horse beatings.

urine

it is more outsourcy.

cam
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You said: by edward (4.00 / 2) #3 Mon Apr 24, 2006 at 12:20:03 AM EST
"All our components were filled with the poisoned Microsoft JVM-only stuff."

Since the lesson wasn't learned the first time, I wonder why anyone should care about your whinging this time.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go let my hair grow long and not take a shower.

Oh how I did scream. by ReallyEvilCanine (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Apr 24, 2006 at 12:43:51 AM EST
At the time the initial architecture decisions were being made the JVM was still working. I'd written enhancement requests to get JRE support because so many companies wanted it and they were all turned down, so we got caught out.

When I heard about how the whole client was to be implemented with ActiveX, I again started writing mail to a lot of different people despite my lowly position. These mails were again ignored. However... proof of my having been right again and again is part of the permanent record. They still won't listen to me but it look pretty good on my annual review.

I continually warned against Microsoft dependency; my advice went unheeded. However, due to changes afoot, we shall soon be distancing ourselves from Microsoft at a relatively at a very respectable speed considering the size of the organisation.

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Wonderful. by edward (4.00 / 1) #8 Mon Apr 24, 2006 at 01:25:46 AM EST
To celebrate, maybe I will take a shower after all. I don't know if I should start brushing my teeth though.

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ouch by clover kicker (2.00 / 0) #11 Mon Apr 24, 2006 at 02:15:14 PM EST
> he didn't like the suggestion that he could stop
> patching his Windows servers and workstations.

Bwahahahaha.

I feel your pain, but surely you can't expect people to be happy with that advice?