By what criteria do you know your jeans fit?

Can fasten the zip with the assistance of a friend and a pair of pliers   0 votes - 0 %
Can fasten them unaided   3 votes - 16 %
Can fasten them and insert/extract wallet from front pocket   11 votes - 61 %
All fabric is in contact with body   4 votes - 22 %
Seat bottom has a couple of spare inches for air circulation   4 votes - 22 %
Designer underwear is satisfactorily displayed   1 vote - 5 %
Crotch is at least four inches above knee level   3 votes - 16 %
-   2 votes - 11 %
I should buy new clothes now   7 votes - 38 %
I should wait before buying new clothes   7 votes - 38 %
-   1 vote - 5 %
M&S 32'' jeans are really 31''   0 votes - 0 %
M&S 32'' jeans are really 32''   2 votes - 11 %
M&S 32'' jeans are really 33''   1 vote - 5 %
M&S 32'' jeans are really 34''   0 votes - 0 %
M&S 32'' jeans are really 35''   0 votes - 0 %
 
18 Total Votes
WIPO by bobdole (4.00 / 1) #1 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 08:03:29 AM EST
don't own any jeans... :-(
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Damn by TheophileEscargot (2.00 / 0) #2 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 08:56:57 AM EST
There's just no way you can take part in the poll then. :-(
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hmm.. by bobdole (4.00 / 1) #3 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 09:19:57 AM EST
feel left out of... sniff
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Busiek lives near me. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #4 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 02:29:48 PM EST
When I see him on bowling league night, I'll let him know what you thought of it.

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wipo by Merekat (4.00 / 1) #5 Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 04:15:23 AM EST
Can touch my toes whilst wearing them as easily as I could if I weren't.



Two stone by nebbish (4.00 / 1) #6 Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 05:36:02 AM EST
Wow, that's loads. Well done.

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