Longest monogamous relationship you've been in.

Never been in a monogamous relationship.   0 votes - 0 %
< 1 month   1 vote - 5 %
1 - 3 months   0 votes - 0 %
3 - 6 months   0 votes - 0 %
6 - 12 months   3 votes - 15 %
1 - 2 years   3 votes - 15 %
2 - 3 years   2 votes - 10 %
3 - 5 years   1 vote - 5 %
5 - 7 years   3 votes - 15 %
7 - 10 years   2 votes - 10 %
10 - 20 years   3 votes - 15 %
> 20 years   1 vote - 5 %
WIPO   0 votes - 0 %
 
19 Total Votes
Smoking, datage by Dr Thrustgood (2.00 / 0) #1 Tue Apr 04, 2006 at 03:03:23 AM EST
As long as you don't count 3-week flings, then 9 months for the last one, bless.

I find that I smoke like a chimney when I'm working in my flat; keep forgetting when I've had the last one, reach a minor milestone, celebrate with fag, repeat every 20-30 minutes.

Think this means I need to go into client offices more. Depressing thought.



Likewise, re working from home by Evil Cloaked User (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Apr 04, 2006 at 03:05:56 AM EST
If only smoking was like sipping a glass of water, but no, it's pretty much quantised into full-cigarette portions.

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Oh, not this again. by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #3 Tue Apr 04, 2006 at 05:30:30 AM EST
Every now and then my wife goes to some girl thing where she discovers that she's the only woman in the room married andstill on her first marriage.

Then she comes home and sits and stares at me for a long time like she's trying to figure out how much I'm worth on trade-in.


The doctor said it was the worst case of cookie-blindness he'd ever seen.

Wow, that sounds special. by Evil Cloaked User (2.00 / 0) #4 Tue Apr 04, 2006 at 05:37:25 AM EST
Not much of a culture of seconds marriages around these parts just yet.

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Quite a lot, I'd think. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #5 Tue Apr 04, 2006 at 05:42:06 AM EST
But she's gonna have to pay a lot to get another one as good, so I reckon she might as well keep you.

Well, that's what it looks like from here.

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I think the problem is I'm off warranty. by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #6 Tue Apr 04, 2006 at 06:54:25 AM EST
so my re-sale value has dropped dramatically.


The doctor said it was the worst case of cookie-blindness he'd ever seen.
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