Favourite film from this list

Resident Evil: Apocalypse   0 votes - 0 %
X2   5 votes - 41 %
Team America: World Police   4 votes - 33 %
I don't watch films, I only read French poetry in the original Klingon.   3 votes - 25 %
 
12 Total Votes
Why are you on dialup? by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #1 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 07:01:58 AM EST
Or have you already downloaded enough pron and wanked enough to waste time on Husi with the woman and spawn away?


There's only so much ponygirl domsub you can watch by Rogerborg (4.00 / 5) #11 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 09:19:18 AM EST
Verified experimentally.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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You owe me dude. Big time. by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 4) #12 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 09:23:41 AM EST
Why, oh why, did I have to google? Why can't I just accept there are things I don't have to know?!?

The doctor said it was the worst case of cookie-blindness he'd ever seen.
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Bastard! by ambrosen (4.00 / 3) #14 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 10:21:33 AM EST
I'd never have looked until you said it was so bad!

OMFG, it's awful. Everyone ignore it.

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AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! by nebbish (4.00 / 4) #2 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 07:06:43 AM EST
Sorry, but that makes me giggle every time I think about it. I also laugh at farts and the word "penal".

Your rating system is even better than Theophile Escargot's, and what's more I can understand it. +1FP

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It's political correctness gone mad!

IAWTP by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 2) #6 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 07:32:53 AM EST

Best. Rating. System. Evar.

Also about the AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! and the farts and penal humor.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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DidYouKnow... by miker2 (4.00 / 2) #9 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 08:46:40 AM EST
that 'slavery' is the only phrase that gets TWO fuck yeah's in that song?

Great, now I have "Everyone has AIDS" stuck in my head....


Ah, sociopathy. How warm, how comforting, thy sweet embrace. - MNS
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Rating system rating by ad hoc (4.00 / 2) #3 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 07:13:57 AM EST
Someone else has seen by sasquatchan (4.00 / 1) #4 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 07:14:13 AM EST
Bernard and the Genie ? Saw it 13 years ago on some cable channel, had to get the VHS for it.. Friggen helarious movie. Didn't know Bernard was in anything else, go figure. (Though I don't see him in the upcoming X3)..


And a pencil's nice too. by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #10 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 09:12:11 AM EST
I wouldn't say that I can quote the entire thing beginning to end, but that's only because I don't want you to know that I can.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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I Voted For X2 by Improbus (4.00 / 1) #5 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 07:24:52 AM EST
Why you ask?  Because Wolverine gets shot in the forehead.  That was priceless.



If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago. --- Oma Desala
This diary by joh3n (4.00 / 2) #7 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 07:51:19 AM EST
Is goddamn brilliant.

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No it's not. by blixco (4.00 / 2) #13 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 09:45:33 AM EST
It's fucking genius.
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Taken out of context I must seem so strange - Ani DiFranco
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columbia represent (nt) by tps12 (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 08:38:15 AM EST


You're still pouting by calla (4.00 / 2) #15 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 10:32:19 AM EST
because she:

turned down the part of Jadzia Dax.


That woman can't buy clothes. by ambrosen (4.00 / 2) #17 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 01:03:28 PM EST
Her top's too small for her.

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in fact by iGrrrl (4.00 / 1) #18 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 01:22:19 PM EST
 It is probably held that tightly via duct tape across the back.  I'm guessing it fits her fine, unaltered.

[end ex-model mode, see also binder clips in Lost in Translation.]

"Beautiful wine, talking of scattered everythings"
(and thanks to Scrymarch)

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Fine, by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #19 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 01:25:17 PM EST
but that doesn't explain why her skirt doesn't cover her knees and she's looking at the camera like she's really pissed off.

Did they ask her before duct taping her up?

I was told you always had to ask first.

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you do have to ask by iGrrrl (4.00 / 1) #20 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 02:36:03 PM EST
Maybe that's why she looks pissed off.

"Beautiful wine, talking of scattered everythings"
(and thanks to Scrymarch)

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That's not quite fair. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #16 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 10:38:20 AM EST
She was allowed to say "What are you doing here?" to the Mystique/Janitor character.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

sooo by alprazolam (4.00 / 1) #21 Fri Mar 24, 2006 at 04:27:43 PM EST
you got any GHB left then?