Critters vs Gremlins

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At the rate you're going by yankeehack (4.00 / 5) #1 Tue Mar 21, 2006 at 10:24:25 PM EST
I'll have another kid by the time you ever get laid again.
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Never make someone your priority when you're their option.


I'm confused... by miker2 (4.00 / 2) #2 Tue Mar 21, 2006 at 10:27:37 PM EST
don't know if I should rate a '4' or run for the hills.

Ah, sociopathy. How warm, how comforting, thy sweet embrace. - MNS
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I figured that by yankeehack (4.00 / 2) #3 Tue Mar 21, 2006 at 10:30:06 PM EST
passing out from shock was the most likeliest outcome, personally.
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Never make someone your priority when you're their option.
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my reccommendation by joh3n (4.00 / 1) #8 Wed Mar 22, 2006 at 07:43:41 AM EST
both.  Just to be sure

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You could always kill 2 birds with 1 stone by lm (4.00 / 3) #5 Tue Mar 21, 2006 at 10:42:00 PM EST
Just sayin'

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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freaky. by dev trash (2.00 / 0) #10 Wed Mar 22, 2006 at 06:51:40 PM EST
I hadn't thought of that.

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heh by dev trash (2.00 / 0) #14 Wed Mar 22, 2006 at 06:56:16 PM EST
after the first 5 years it's a walk in the park.

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You never can be cheery about anything by Forbidden (4.00 / 1) #4 Tue Mar 21, 2006 at 10:40:40 PM EST
Can you?

You once was.


no. by dev trash (2.00 / 0) #11 Wed Mar 22, 2006 at 06:52:41 PM EST
Who wants a diary about cheery?

I'm all excited my bed will be here soon, no more sleeping on the floor.
I'm all excited, I hope my cable leakage doesn't crash planes.

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If I where you... by ShadowNode (2.00 / 0) #6 Tue Mar 21, 2006 at 11:18:46 PM EST
I'd be tempted to go out on Saturday from 11:30-5:30, and leave a "Sorry I missed you" note on the door.



I would by dev trash (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed Mar 22, 2006 at 06:53:35 PM EST
But the whole "We have the law on our side and we will disconnect your cable if you don't let us in." did it for me.

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Oh I'd *eventually* let them do their thing... by ShadowNode (2.00 / 0) #16 Wed Mar 22, 2006 at 07:40:21 PM EST
But not before making a point.

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What You Need by Improbus (2.00 / 0) #7 Wed Mar 22, 2006 at 01:38:16 AM EST
Is a chemical lobotomy.  It works for me.  I will need a double tomorrow cause I am working two support positions at the same time.  Happy Happy Joy Joy!



If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago. --- Oma Desala


Chicks on the Internet by calla (4.00 / 1) #9 Wed Mar 22, 2006 at 02:15:19 PM EST
will never break in your bed.

Go to a bar, club, or library and find somebody REAL.




So what you're saying is by dev trash (4.00 / 2) #13 Wed Mar 22, 2006 at 06:56:09 PM EST
You met your current beau in a library and not online, like we had been led to believe? Or are you just saying that the rules are somehow different for you?

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sarcasm is wasted on you. by calla (4.00 / 1) #15 Wed Mar 22, 2006 at 07:36:35 PM EST
But the sooner you get out and meet chicks - the sooner you'll be laid.

All this stupid waiting with dating services, WTF? At least when I was using online services to find dates - I actually had dates.


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I guess. by dev trash (4.00 / 2) #17 Wed Mar 22, 2006 at 09:43:55 PM EST
I've had dates.  It all boils down to two things.  I can't force someone to like me or want a second date, and second when you get knocked back a few times in a row, you grow a little wary.  Now don't think I've given up on asking chicks out, I just wanna be sure the odds for a second date are better than they have been.

I joined eHarmony, a waste I admit, but I may as well take advanatage of the membership.

I'm a nice guy but no one ever cares to see that, and thats what frustrates me.

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Don't stop with eHarmony. by calla (2.00 / 0) #18 Thu Mar 23, 2006 at 12:51:24 AM EST
There's plenty out there. I found dates on kiss.com, singleparentmeet.com, match.com... good gord - there's too many to list.

I really think the best place to meet someone is in person, though. I've had plenty of great dates with guys I've met at bars or clubs.

Maybe attitude is the key here. Approach dating with the attitude that you are just out for fun. The guys who were fun and easy were the ones I dated more than once. It's when guys got all serious and sentimental on me - that's when I ran away screaming.


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