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Favorite sign of Spring?

melting snow reveals piles of dog doo	1 vote - 3 %
robins	0 votes - 0 %
breasts	22 votes - 73 %
legs	12 votes - 40 %
hot cross buns in the store	1 vote - 3 %
corned beef and cabbage	1 vote - 3 %
maple sugaring time	0 votes - 0 %
fishing gear flyers in the Sunday paper	1 vote - 3 %
Easter candy in the stores	2 votes - 6 %
crocuses, tulips and such	4 votes - 13 %
lilac bugs	0 votes - 0 %
potholes are a blooming	1 vote - 3 %
green vomit	1 vote - 3 %
it gets above freezing	7 votes - 23 %
March madness	1 vote - 3 %
WIPO	2 votes - 6 %

30 Total Votes

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I have no joke by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #1 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:03:27 PM EST

I just like saying "Irish Cuisine". Mmmm, boiled whatever! Nothing removes flavor quite like boiling.

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.

that's why god invented flavor crystals. by garlic (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:08:19 PM EST

just poor more flavor crystals from god (salt) onto it, and it'll be fine.

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This requires asking your opinion on by sasquatchan (4.00 / 1) #7 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:35:25 PM EST

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: Evil by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #8 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:44:50 PM EST

Maybe not "Saddam does so have wmd" evil, but at least Diet Coke levels of evil.

Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}
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: I actually prefer by garlic (2.00 / 0) #11 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 03:03:16 PM EST

garlic pepper.

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You like like a rug! by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:14:27 PM EST

The predominant flavor is salty, and boiling just makes it saltier!

That reminds me of a kute kid anekdote.

We had Porsche-girl over Saturday, she likes to pour salt into her hand and eat it. Four year old saw this and tried it, now she wants a salt shaker with every meal.

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How long, do you think, until Tequila is added by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:17:50 PM EST

Slippery slope! Slippery slope! Slippery slope!

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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: A month and a half by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #5 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:20:49 PM EST

Cinco De Mayo season! I still have to get my Cinco De Mayo costume put together, as well as my Besame tee shirt.

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It is early yet by cam (2.00 / 0) #6 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:27:59 PM EST

but breasts are winning 4-0.

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic

Sewing is a skill, by calla (2.00 / 0) #9 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 02:28:03 PM EST

not innate.

A woman that can't operate a sewing machine would be cast out of Utah. As with most young mormon women, I was taught sewing and womanly stuff in church.

Mrs. Ha wasn't trained very domestically by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #10 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 03:00:29 PM EST

and I don't think she or nine year old can really commune with machines like a finicky sewing machine needs.

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Most women our generation and younger by calla (2.00 / 0) #13 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 06:06:12 PM EST

weren't trained in the domestic arts. I find that my skills are rare.

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: Comment sponsored by The Church of Jesus Christ by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #14 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 09:45:45 PM EST

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Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
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Poll complaint by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #12 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 04:15:47 PM EST

Why have a multi-choice if you only have one variant of "breasts"?

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WIPO by Bartleby (2.00 / 0) #15 Tue Mar 21, 2006 at 06:23:09 AM EST

I saw the first flock of wild geese heading east this morning. Oh to be Nils Holgersson for one day...Cold and snow just won't go away this year, but the sun is back to shining into my living room (and to shining in the first place, after a stretch of cloudy and foggy days) in the morning, and you're actually getting warm sitting there. Time to relocate breakfast from my gloomy kitchen again.

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