Black velvet blazer?

Indeed.   1 vote - 33 %
No.   0 votes - 0 %
Only if it doesn't involve pants.   2 votes - 66 %
 
3 Total Votes
I bought a clearanced Old Nacy khaki blazer by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #1 Mon Mar 13, 2006 at 03:21:21 PM EST
for something ridiculous like $7. I'm having trouble envisioning when I'll wear it, but if I have to take  the corporate jet to Heathrow, I'm all set.

It may work the next time I travel in the warmer weather.




When you wear the velvet jacket by toxicfur (4.00 / 2) #2 Mon Mar 13, 2006 at 03:35:24 PM EST
and boxer brief ensemble, please don't forget the sock garters. Now that's a classy way to go to work.
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damn it, lif eis actually really *far4 too good at tghe momnent, shboyukbnt;t whilen. --Dr Thrustgood


you know, by Kellnerin (4.00 / 1) #3 Mon Mar 13, 2006 at 07:12:19 PM EST
I'm currently marveling over the fact that (depending on dialect, I guess), none of the words in "four hour tour" rhyme. Also, I wish I had your eyes when I shopped.

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"Slick Loons Cow Stumbling Readers." —toxicfur
I may be an expensive mushroom. —iGrrrl


My afternoons are free all week... by atreides (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Mar 13, 2006 at 08:40:49 PM EST
Lunch?

Have you seen The Passion yet? Here's a spoiler for you: Jesus dies.
"...compassion is more than a 16 point word in scrabble." - MostlyHarmless




This week is bad. by blixco (2.00 / 0) #7 Tue Mar 14, 2006 at 10:33:54 AM EST
Friday is St Drunkens Day, so it's a short week.  I'll see if I can clear thursday and let ya know.

This new gig is a very busy gig, but a hell of a lot of fun.
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Taken out of context I must seem so strange - Ani DiFranco
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Tell me, I forget, by grendel (4.00 / 1) #5 Mon Mar 13, 2006 at 09:34:45 PM EST
exactly how many Honda Civics does it take to transport a single metric fuckload?

Damn bro, I always forget what a fancy-boy you dress like.

Your extended family always sounds fun, like mine but drunk.



Seven hundred and forty nine. by blixco (4.00 / 1) #8 Tue Mar 14, 2006 at 10:41:06 AM EST
And yeah, I do like decent clothes.  But a goddamn velvet blazer?!?

Ya know, I was at one get-together with the extended fam where everyone wasn't drunk...that was my grandmother's funeral.  Shortly afterward, the wake?  Yeah, you know how Acadian and Cajun and Mexican and Texican and Irish people drink.
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Taken out of context I must seem so strange - Ani DiFranco
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I was two fuckloads off. by grendel (4.00 / 1) #17 Tue Mar 14, 2006 at 09:37:09 PM EST
I'm resisting everything I could say about black velvet. I swear, I ain't saying it.

I think I have common heritage with all those sort of folks. Yeah, I think I know very well how they drink. It really is too bad that the generation preceding mine went teetotaller. I suspect they would have been far more... something than they are.

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Quarters of pig and cow by nebbish (4.00 / 1) #6 Tue Mar 14, 2006 at 05:43:05 AM EST
Damn you people know how to barbecue

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It's political correctness gone mad!


The goat. by blixco (4.00 / 1) #9 Tue Mar 14, 2006 at 10:41:59 AM EST
They had the best cabrito at that party.  Hell, even my small (less than 100 people) BBQs, I go through four briskets and enough sausage to make a hog.
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Taken out of context I must seem so strange - Ani DiFranco
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BBQ's in the UK by nebbish (4.00 / 1) #10 Tue Mar 14, 2006 at 10:45:21 AM EST
The one person who knows how to cook using FIRE slings the odd burger and sausage on a one foot square disposable BBQ from the supermarket. It starts to rain. Give up and get drunk on an empty stomach. Every time.

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It's political correctness gone mad!
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I would go mad. by blixco (4.00 / 1) #11 Tue Mar 14, 2006 at 10:58:35 AM EST
And Dr Wife is looking at London as a place to live.

I'll have to bring my own BBQ implements.  And a big damn cowboy hat.
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Taken out of context I must seem so strange - Ani DiFranco
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If you can organise a good BBQ by nebbish (4.00 / 1) #13 Tue Mar 14, 2006 at 11:04:05 AM EST
Trust me, it would make you VERY popular.

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It's political correctness gone mad!
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His barbeques are famous. by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #16 Tue Mar 14, 2006 at 02:45:52 PM EST
And my mouth is watering at the thought.

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I've been to good barbeques here. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #15 Tue Mar 14, 2006 at 02:45:22 PM EST
Mainly run by people of other ethnicities, but not always.

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If you can swing it... by atreides (2.00 / 0) #12 Tue Mar 14, 2006 at 10:58:48 AM EST
...Thursday is perfect.

Have you seen The Passion yet? Here's a spoiler for you: Jesus dies.
"...compassion is more than a 16 point word in scrabble." - MostlyHarmless




I'll let ya know. by blixco (2.00 / 0) #14 Tue Mar 14, 2006 at 11:26:43 AM EST
etc.
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Taken out of context I must seem so strange - Ani DiFranco
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at some point, you have to quit by LilFlightTest (4.00 / 1) #18 Thu Mar 16, 2006 at 11:33:11 AM EST
appeared to my mind as "at some point, you have to quilt". and damnit, i do. i dont want to, but i have to get this fucker finished. poop.
Send me to Austria!


You must quilt! by blixco (2.00 / 0) #19 Thu Mar 16, 2006 at 11:57:23 AM EST
For the love of gord!
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Taken out of context I must seem so strange - Ani DiFranco
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i know by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #20 Thu Mar 16, 2006 at 12:06:40 PM EST
but quilting is not much fun when you're all by yourself...it's a social thing.
Send me to Austria!
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