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Dogs: Worse than kids?

Absolutely. At least kids learn to wipe themselves eventually.	3 votes - 25 %
Not a chance. You have to clean kids' asses for the first 3 or 4 years of their lives.	0 votes - 0 %
Kids + runny poop=finger paint.	1 vote - 8 %
You can yell and curse when a dog poops everywhere without the involvement of DCF.	5 votes - 41 %
Mammals are disgusting. Give me fish. Or perhaps a nice amoeba.	2 votes - 16 %
Um, eeuw? Put this in the hole already! (Er, no pun intended).	1 vote - 8 %
WIPO	0 votes - 0 %

12 Total Votes

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Yes, but... by iGrrrl (4.00 / 2) #1 Fri Mar 03, 2006 at 09:12:50 PM EST

kids outgrow it.

I actually got stuff written today! I came in for my 30 minute meeting, and that was it. Of course, I parked my car at the station that is by-passed by the train I took home, which I realized before we got there and called $husband who could look up the schedule on line and tell me where to get off (literally), so that Ihad to wait 15 minutes in the cold watching a TV ep on my iBook and hoping my screen didn't freeze.

"I don't have time for martial law, I have to get to the gym!" zarathus

: Bummer, about the train. by toxicfur (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Mar 03, 2006 at 09:18:21 PM EST

Good that you got some writing done. I do hope that your afternoon meeting was more productive than my afternoon meeting. I got to watch $investigator running headlong into a wall again and again, while $important_investigator watched and waited, preparing to pounce.
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damn it, lif eis actually really *far4 too good at tghe momnent, shboyukbnt;t whilen. --Dr Thrustgood
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Potty by duxup (4.00 / 3) #2 Fri Mar 03, 2006 at 09:16:14 PM EST

Google Ads says that you can acomplish potty training in three days . . . I don't know if they meant dogs, but it sounds like it is worth a try.

Google Ads also says that there are some nice people in my area that apparently will clean dog poop from my yard so I don't have to...
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Hm. by toxicfur (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri Mar 03, 2006 at 09:20:41 PM EST

I get "Lumbar Spine Fusion" Google ads. I'm much more intrigued by the poor schmuck trying to make a few bucks cleaning dog poop from the yard. I might like to support such a career goal.
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damn it, lif eis actually really *far4 too good at tghe momnent, shboyukbnt;t whilen. --Dr Thrustgood
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Well, just so you know, by mrgoat (4.00 / 3) #12 Sat Mar 04, 2006 at 09:29:21 AM EST

I got the potty training in three days one, and something about removing menstrual stains.

"Watch Menstrual Stains Dissapear! Even Set-In Stains"

Years pass, things change, you end up living in Kansas. But the bag of dicks never leaves your side... - blixco
--top hat--
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: Yeah, you do that. by blixco (4.00 / 1) #15 Mon Mar 06, 2006 at 08:38:46 AM EST

I mean...you do that?
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Taken out of context I must seem so strange - Ani DiFranco
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Our eldest cat is particularly cantankerous by cam (4.00 / 3) #3 Fri Mar 03, 2006 at 09:16:36 PM EST

We had my wife's aunt over for dinner one night. Our eldest cat, who has long black fur, got crap stuck in his fur. So to let us know he dragged his butt in one big circle of the dinner table leaving a nice wide - and smelly - streak behind. A NASCAR driver would be proud of the line he kept. Dinner was ruined.

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic

Kidpoop and dogpoop are the reason... by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #4 Fri Mar 03, 2006 at 09:17:32 PM EST

that the Baby Jebus invented the FIREHOSE!

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.

i considered... by ana (4.00 / 2) #6 Fri Mar 03, 2006 at 09:20:09 PM EST

posting an ATTENTION MNS ~~INFIDEL~~ COWWQAS. comment. Involves both puppies an poop reports.

Can you introspect out loud? --CRwM
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: FEAR NOT! by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Mar 03, 2006 at 09:23:14 PM EST

I see all, thanks to the majesty of HOTLIST. That, and my inimitable Puppydar.

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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I'm just thankful, by toxicfur (4.00 / 2) #9 Fri Mar 03, 2006 at 09:25:44 PM EST

(and not for the first time, but for a very, very different reason), that we have a detachable shower head. Made it easy to spray off teh dawg's ass with nice warm water.
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damn it, lif eis actually really *far4 too good at tghe momnent, shboyukbnt;t whilen. --Dr Thrustgood
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WIPO: by NoMoreNicksLeft (4.00 / 1) #10 Fri Mar 03, 2006 at 09:43:48 PM EST

I can't tell the difference. Especially if you batter and deep fry them.
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Do not look directly into laser with remaining good eye.

If only I knew by molasses (4.00 / 1) #11 Sat Mar 04, 2006 at 08:30:50 AM EST

how to do those sooper-cool linky things you geeks do.

instead, here's a site w/o sooper cool link:

www.smellypoop.com/photogallery.html

heh

: Ugh. by toxicfur (2.00 / 0) #13 Sat Mar 04, 2006 at 09:57:38 AM EST

It's furry-scat pr0n! And it's way too early for me to be looking at dog poop, especially the poop from someone else's dog. I don't know why, but the poop from my own critters doesn't give me the OCD-willies the way other critter-poop does. The mysteries of mental illness...
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damn it, lif eis actually really *far4 too good at tghe momnent, shboyukbnt;t whilen. --Dr Thrustgood
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Ah hah! by blixco (4.00 / 1) #14 Mon Mar 06, 2006 at 08:36:43 AM EST

Goddamn. Best last line, ever.

Pico often gets an upset stomach...she is allergic to everything in the world, and eats special food for sensative dogs. We normally give her 1/2 a pepto bismol tablet (they have those chewable wafers...half of one of those) and she recovers quick.
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Taken out of context I must seem so strange - Ani DiFranco

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