What thing would you never eat, not even if starving?

Meat.   1 vote - 8 %
Green vegetables.   0 votes - 0 %
Jack Link's Beef Jerky.   1 vote - 8 %
Bacon grease.   4 votes - 33 %
That fat girl that works over in customer service.   5 votes - 41 %
Rat meat.   2 votes - 16 %
Plastic packing peanuts.   9 votes - 75 %
Eggplant parmesan.   0 votes - 0 %
Cafeteria food.   0 votes - 0 %
Soylent Green (It's made out of people! Peeeeopleee!)   1 vote - 8 %
Sushi   0 votes - 0 %
Brass housekeys.   12 votes - 100 %
Diet Dr. Pepper (ok, so technically you drink it, sue me)   2 votes - 16 %
Spam   2 votes - 16 %
Hormel Spam   2 votes - 16 %
Fiberglass insulation   11 votes - 91 %
 
12 Total Votes
Thank the FSM... by toxicfur (4.00 / 1) #1 Mon Feb 20, 2006 at 02:55:37 PM EST
that I wasn't born into your religion. Or Judaism. Those creepy crawly things from the bottom of the ocean are teh yum. And mmmm. Brussels sprouts. </homer simpson>
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IAWTP by ad hoc (4.00 / 1) #5 Mon Feb 20, 2006 at 04:08:48 PM EST
It also sounds like tempura would be out. But life without shellfish isn't worth living.
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Can thou eatest by joh3n (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon Feb 20, 2006 at 03:04:08 PM EST
at the Lobster which is Red for thine cod?

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Perhaps. by NoMoreNicksLeft (4.00 / 1) #3 Mon Feb 20, 2006 at 03:10:31 PM EST
But it is much safer from a strict interpretationlist standpoint to order steak.
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Pretty likely by wumpus (2.00 / 0) #4 Mon Feb 20, 2006 at 04:05:42 PM EST
Those of us who are divinely ordered to partake of the "stuff with eyestalks that crawls on the bottom", (i.e. Bawlmorons and the like), will never enter a Red Lobster within 200 miles of saltwater, and then only to snear at it.
That is all.

Wumpus

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Sorry, can't do #5. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #6 Mon Feb 20, 2006 at 07:26:01 PM EST
You're not going to decapitate me on an international news channel, are you?

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You can forgo eating it due to personal preference by NoMoreNicksLeft (4.00 / 1) #7 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 02:02:08 AM EST
If that's what you mean. However, eating it at Captain D's is a mortal sin.
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$2 says you're a fat bastard by komet (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 04:24:41 AM EST
am I right?

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Actually... by NoMoreNicksLeft (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 04:49:03 AM EST
In 1997 at the age of 23 I was 125lbs with a 28 inch waist. Meeting my ex-girlfriend and living with her changed that a bit, I'm at about 150lbs, maybe I was at 160lbs for awhile. My weight's dropping though, I don't have some ingrained habit to "eat 3 meals a day" no matter what, and I'm doing pretty good about drinking water and not Mt. Dew. I expect to level off at about 140lbs.

I don't expect my waist to ever be below about a 34" from this point on, though. Maybe I should exercise.

Where's my $2?
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overweight is overweight. by garlic (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 05:32:45 AM EST


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Who says I'm overweight? by NoMoreNicksLeft (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 06:12:06 AM EST
My BMI is in the safe zone. If anything, I was underweight... the ex-gf said "I thought you had cancer when I met you".

Little or no gut. And even if I am overweight, there is "10 lbs overweight" and then there's "stunt double for Mike Meyer's wearing the fatsuit".

Which brings me to my final point. Is there an emoticon for the extended middle finger?
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