What's that thing next to the toilet?

Plunger   5 votes - 55 %
Sex toy   4 votes - 44 %
 
9 Total Votes
Damn by DesiredUsername (4.00 / 1) #1 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 01:41:15 AM EST
you are short. You don't even reach up to the bathroom sink.

Do I even want to know what that poster says?

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No. no. The Cat took the photo's by dunc (4.00 / 1) #3 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 01:46:06 AM EST
and posted the diary. Quite impressive, if a bit vain.

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the poster by tps12 (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 01:59:27 AM EST
"Out of Order" and "the only bush I trust is my own." And a bunch of rectangular pieces of construction paper from a pin-the-Hitler-mustache-on-George-W.-Bush party game.

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one-way cat valve by hulver (4.00 / 3) #2 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 01:44:50 AM EST
Excellent!
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Our moron cat by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 1) #17 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 03:05:21 AM EST
likes to walk into the downstairs bathroom, slam the door shut and then meow to be let out again - within seconds of closing the door, mind you.

I usually just stand on the other side of the door and mock him for a while before my wife makes me open it.


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Cats are so cool by nebbish (4.00 / 2) #4 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 01:47:19 AM EST
We used to have one that meowed to be let out of the front door, you'd let him out and go back to find him sat on a chair looking at you. We never worked out how he did it.

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It's political correctness gone mad!

A neighbor's cat could ring the doorbell by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #6 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 01:54:30 AM EST
Took neighbor a couple of times to figure out that it was the cat hitting the button.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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That's a running joke in our family by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #13 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 02:16:40 AM EST
My dad saw a cat ringing a doorbell once and no-one believed him, we laughed at him about it for ages. It's only recently that I've heard it from other people.

I will issue him with a formal apology.

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It's political correctness gone mad!

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Velcro cat by anonimouse (4.00 / 3) #10 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 02:02:21 AM EST
Before we got a catflap, our oldest cat used to hang by its paws on our door, looking through the window.

Or, in K5 ascii reenactment player parlance:

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Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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Excellent [nt] by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #11 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 02:14:58 AM EST

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It's political correctness gone mad!

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Hang In There! by dr k (4.00 / 3) #18 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 06:23:44 AM EST
Hm, I've got a cat photo here somewhere...



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+1 - FP! by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #5 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 01:47:43 AM EST
Even if you are a troll.

Facinating stuff. I'd post about how our dog manages to chew up clothes that are in a basket four feet from his box, but we haven't figured out how he does it yet.

chuon tunneling (nt) by tps12 (4.00 / 1) #8 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 02:00:53 AM EST


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*Something* interdimensional. by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #12 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 02:15:50 AM EST
You're daring me to Google 'chuon tunneling' aren't you?

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chuon by tps12 (4.00 / 2) #15 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 02:34:39 AM EST
The elementary particle that mediates the strong chewclear force.

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chuon? Bless you! [nt] by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #16 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 02:40:12 AM EST
[nt] == nuclear tensions

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Cats by Rogerborg (4.00 / 7) #9 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 02:01:45 AM EST
The only liquid that flows uphill.

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I am so jealous!!!! by extremely tedious HuSer (4.00 / 1) #14 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 02:18:49 AM EST
I used to live with a cheeky little tabby but now I cannot keep pets anymore. He was so cute! He thought he was human. Wouldn't eat unless I put the food in a proper plate complete with knife and fork!!!
I really miss him.


missing poll option by calla (2.00 / 0) #19 Fri Feb 11, 2005 at 08:01:24 AM EST
both.

"I like my baked potatoes with just a little bit of... nothing."